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HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It depends. Some people wear them as jewellery > (click on image to read more). > > And George W Bush swears by his Dog Turd, > apparently. Had to read your response twice, HAL9000...it's quite unbelievable! But I should have known. In fact that's what I like about your posts...I never know what to expect...just when I think I've finally got you sussed...you produce something completely unexpected...in this case a golden turd! Well I did ask... And you can stop grinning now! (Yes, I can just picture your cheeky expression). *shakes head in utter disbelief, then relapses into uncontrollable laughter*
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> HAL9000 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > Mind you, you did use the catch-all..."virtually"....damn! Hahaha. Yes I did, didn't I! Hmmm...I just knew you would fall back on that one...damn...next time...there has to be > [cringe-inducing washing details snipped]. Yes...very funny! >but it wouldn't fool an expert - sorry. Erm...I suspect you are going to come up with a reasoned explanation for this *sighs, but goes for it*...but an expert in what? Washed and ironed silk ties? Bet there aren't many of those about - apart from maybe me! *thinks: one day that wiring will spark and bingo...I'll get him...just one little spark...that's all I need...rolls about laughing despite herself*
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HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Silk tie - virtually impossible to iron back to > pristine condition. Dry clean only. If that don't > work, chuck it. No! ...with due respect...you are wrong! HAL9000 wrong...how can it be?...ha ha ha ha...never thought I'd see that in my lifetime...ha ha ha...better get your wiring checked liebe Roboter...ha ha ha ha ha Seriously, I first spot-clean all hubby's silk ties with a stain remover, then wash them in the washing machine (sensitive programme - for silks), drip dry them, manually put them back into shape, and finally iron them covered over with a clean damp tea-towel. Good as new every time! You've made my day though! But then even robots must have an off moment...maybe you just need a bit of a vacuum...eh? *on floor in absolute stitches* Mind you, you did use the catch-all..."virtually"....damn! *abruptly stops laughing*
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computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Copy of Message. > > Re: Getting Old? > Posted by: Ladymuck January 17, 10:59PM > > > katie1997 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I think I have been gullible where > computedshorty > > is concerned... > > > Don't worry about it...you are not the only > only...believe me! (*looks highly embarrassed*) > > Just expect him/her/it to morph into > something/someone else...humour him/her/it and > enjoy the ride...it's all good clean fun...(I > think)... Blimey CS...that was a completely different thread...a very jokey one...what on earth has happened to that unique and quirky sense of humour of yours? Sincere apologies for any offence caused. As for this thread, I was actually sticking up for you...can't you see that? Well, let that be a lesson learnt to me.
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100 (standing in as proxy for Brum who is driving on the motorway) Congratulations brum - your first 100 on your own thread...I have it on very good authority that this is something quite special. xx
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???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *swims past...looks at worm.....swims on* *thinks: hmmmm ???? is really into these "action" posts now* Love it!
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HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How often have you fallen into a pile of poo, > then? ahem...maybe three four times in the last 5/6 years! I lose my balance when shoveling the stuff into the wheelbarrow...it's quite heavy and I'm not that strong. > In case you've missed my point: many > Mediterranean, Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures > associate accidental contact with poo as a prelude > to good fortune. Ah ha! I did miss your point! Well in that case...I look forward to lots of fabulous things happening in the future! Thank you for that. > The point being that Jamal fell in the poo prior > to becoming a millionaire and winning the love of > his life, Latika... Well, I already have the love of my life and I don't particularly wish to become a millionaire, so I guess I should be grateful for my lot. No? And you...how many times have you fallen into a pile of poo? Anyway, are you suggesting that we should all go around deliberately aiming for dog turds when out and about? Or doesn't "it" work unless completely inadvertent? (Oooh, a Drawing Room question!) *thinks - bet the onboard computer comes up with an answer and all!*
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HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually, I mentioned God because, as I'm sure > you've noticed... mmmm...is that your tongue in your cheek HAL9000? >...He is the only Simpsons character > drawn with four fingers and a thumb I have to say, I would never have known that...your observational powers are exceptional... >(except in one > episode which was explained as an ?animation > error? ? although many religious fans continue to > believe it was the work of the Devil). ha ha ha... Very amusing post HAL9000!
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Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > FFS - How to kill a party. Sorry Mick Mac...my hubby was made redundant in August and is still looking for a job. I guess I should have posted one of my *actions* up with something humourous in between...but i didn't feel the situation was right for that. Didn't mean to "kill the party"...thought this was a place for debate. *goes away upset*
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Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think we may have to have Woofie's nuts off. He > is getting far too aggressive. Oh Woofie just gets carried away...an excitable puppy that's all...but I have the phenobarbitol ready should the situation require it.
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Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Its over, but only at a crawl > > Should we all celebrate? I think's it's a bit premature for that...shall we just wait for those who lost their jobs as a result to regain employment first?
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(Hi OutOfFocus - you fellow insomniac) lazy
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woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You are full of sh!te aren't you C.S... > Slipped the "old mans" mind did it, well give him > a nudge *affixes muzzle* Now leave him/her alone...bad dog...tis just good clean fun...s/he aint doin no arm to no-one...you ear me? Now SIT!
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woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think the Japanese initially rejected "Pat" > fearing he had a "Yakuza" past Postman Pat a gangster? Well I'll be...
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HAL9000 Wrote: > I didn't realise you were that fluent - I thought > you just knew a few phrases. I'm impressed. Oh dear...don't be...please... *looks away embarrassed* > Just cut and paste the Greek text into the > encoder's input box, click 'Encode!' and then cut > and paste the encoded text from the output box > into the Forum's post message box - voila! > I know it sounds complicated... You are dead right...it does sound complicated...I've had a look and it looks complicated too...I'm no good at this technology stuff...thick as three planks >but it's a lot easier... not for me it isn't...my brain works differently to yours > than cutting and pasting the code for each letter > one at a time (if that's what you're doing). I haven't a clue what you are talking about...what code? >How are you doing it, anyway? Well...*thinks about how to explain*...where I am writing in either French or Spanish I just type what I want to say...and until yesterday (when you kindly provided me with the link for all the accents etc.) the text just went out without the accents. But now that I have your list of accents bookmarked I can just type my text minus the letters with accents. When finished, I simply go back and fill in the gaps (i.e. the missing letters complete with accents) by individually cut/pasting them from your list onto my page. As for other languages (and that includes Greek...sorry if I misled...was just having fun...and besides I genuinely didn't think you would really think me that clever!) I simply type what I want to say in English onto this fabulous web page I found on the internet. I then press a button and hey presto I look like a very intelligent linguist...guess I've blown that now. It's easy...seems a lot less complicated than this encoded stuff you are talking about (no offence...and I'm not ungrateful for your help). So, if I want to say hello to you in Chinese e.g. I just type hello onto this page, press the button for Chinese and bingo! Like this: 您好亲爱的机器人 or how about in Arabic: مرحبا ايها الروبوت or, of course in Greek: hello αγαπητέ ρομπότ or German: Hallo liebe Roboter...I quite like this one...it actually sounds robotic. So now you know...as does everybody else! Here is the link if you want to show off: http://www.howtosayin.com/ > "κυρία > βόρβορος" > has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Yes it does and yes I do! I wonder if Admin would allow me to switch? Perhaps not... Well, I guess this is the end of a very fun road...it started with the 50% tax on bank bonuses if I recall...I feel kinda sad now...but hey...we could never have got away with this in the Drawing Room! Hee hee! Well, Gute Nacht, liebe Roboter hat es Spa? gemacht xx.
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Hey brum you're up late! Joining the ranks of the insomniacs? There's a handful of us regulars. Oh...to get back on topic...doing it in a car? Isn't it uncomfortable?
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HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ha ha ha I'll give you ha ha ha... *waves fist at HAL9000* > - if that had happened to me I'd be > playing the lottery like mad I do - every week...but not one jot of difference does it make... - haven't you seen > Slumdog Millionaire? I have - and for what it's worth I thought it was utter tosh ...totally lacking in substance and utterly bereft of entertainment (in my extremely humble opinion)...vastly over-rated. > Καλή τύχη Γιατί να σας ευχαριστήσω xx Αυτό το ρομπότ έχει συναισθήματα
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PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But this is England dammit. *bursts out laughing* > Oh christ I am sure this is going to be mis-read > and mis understood and my poor reputation shall be > tarnished further. Not in my books it won't...you are utterly hilarious! And you have spunk! Go girl go!
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HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------- >You should save this post in case we have a "How > did you choose your screen name?" thread in the > future. Oh Lord, you don't know the half of it. On Saturday for example, I fell "tits up" into a 15' high mini-mountain of horse poo. It had just been delivered and was still steaming...such was the freshness of the stuff! To make matters worse, an extremely heavy downpour of rain during and immediately following unloading of the...ahem...recently produced raw material, caused it to become rather more gloopy than it would normally have been. As though that wasn't enough, as Sod's Law would have it, I had decided to leave the bike at home that day which meant that I had to walk amongst the hordes of Saturday shoppers through the busy Lordship Lane, past the Station, and past Sainsburys etc. smelling of you know what and looking like Aunt Sally. That embarrassment was only slightly offset by the knowledge that the poo had come from the Queen's own stables...so in that respect at least I could hold my head up high. But oh the humiliation...the degradation..
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karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am surprise at LM, speaking so many different > languages including greek and you can't use a html > decoder thingy...:-S Ahem...yes karter, funny that...different parts of the brain I guess. *blushes and avoids eye contact with karter* PS: mi auguro che tutto va bene nella tua vita al momento. Speriamo di vedervi presto Mx
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Scots rarely drink: MacDonald was in poor health. He asked his friend MacDougal if he would pour a bottle of scotch over his grave if he should die one of these days. MacDougal said, 'Sure'n I'll be glad, laddie, but would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first?'
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