Brendan

A pumpkin is not a root vegetable!

That bloody boil's a bastard aint it?

Sounds good, I'm in.

The Mail, that?s seriously brilliant. The most coverage I thought we were going to get was, ?Runners on Crack? from the South London Press or maybe, ?Barry?s got the Runs? from the Star.

I shall be running dressed as a newspaper salesman.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fancy that... drivers getting rewarded for buying > a more fuel efficient vehicle with less > emmissions. Whatever next?! That logic doesn't add up. See my earlier post.

I know it?s stupid innit. If you want to reduce tax on an emissions basis tax the thing that causes the emissions, i.e. petrol. The less petrol your car uses the less damage you do to the environment and the less tax you pay.

Now that you mention it I have a steady supply of mushrooms that pop up in one of the pots outside. Could a type of grow your own, self sufficiency wrestle the power away from gangs, dealers and smuggler and bring peace to our streets?

Arseholes There are too many of them on the road and they present a clear hazard for all road users. Many are simply not qualified to be on busy roads and can behave dangerously, mounting pavements, jumping red lights and weaving dangerously in and out of traffic. They are also inconsiderate. Rarely will an arsehole ever give way. Try pulling out of a junction onto a main road in rush hour. Just when there is a break in traffic and an opportunity to pull out a huge peloton (not pelathon) of arseholes appears, none of them prepared to allow you to merge into the traffic.......Maybe they could be considered for torture as well.

You get the Scrabble board Quids and I?ll bring a bottle of Perrier.

East Dulwich to Streatham is quicker by skateboard than by P13. ?strue

Let?s blue sky this one out of the box, past the elephant and around the ball park. If the medical fraternity had historically accepted chiropractic, a science with more than a 100 years history, would it now be properly regulated along with other medical techniques and would dangerous nonsense ever have found a way into its practice?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A ten year-old who finds a gun in father's study > and shoots his little sister deliberately. > > A woman who's been beaten by her husband every > weekend for fifteen years. > > Someone who's profoundly mentally-ill slips > through the care net and is released. > > Euthanasia. > > Someone kills your child, so you find out where > they live and kill them. > > > They're all murder. All the same? Hang them all? > Nonsense. The law will see all of these very differently and also depends on the jurisdiction you?re in but the argument that someone who has killed another individual is a dangerous liability and should be removed from society permanently still stands.

Well there you go then. We all know the P13 goes past there.

I don?t think the question is punishment. As far as I am concerned an individual cannot make amends for murder or rape so "punishment" is a waste of time. All that needs to be done is the person should be removed from society permanently. On a purely moral level I have no problem with this being done by killing the person. I do have issues with people baying for blood and justice though because as I have said before it is little more than reverting back to savagery.

I'm not sure of this. I think it would have to be referred to the committee. I think it would be permissible though as long as you pour your pint into your shot at the other end.

Why can?t people just accept their differences and not get all wound up about them? The problem seems to be people in general. They?re all a bunch of cunts no matter what colour they are. What I do find particularly stupid about British Nationalism though is that its supporters seem to bang on so much about how Britain used to be ?Great?* normally inferring directly to the Empire of the past which is the very reason Britain is a multicultural country, or the World Wars which were the two most tragic events in human history and certainly nothing for anyone to be proud of unless you are one of the unfortunate buggers who had to fight in them and manged to survive. A lot of it stems from the insular mindset of the British who for some inexplicable reason don?t realise that they are just another part of the greater English speaking world and not some sort of grandiose separate entity. That ignoble honour goes to the USA. * Little acknowledgement is given to the fact that the ?Great? in Great Britain is a geographical reference and nothing more, i.e. the largest of the British Islands.

I don't think they do liver but the pizza is very good.

What's so fucking luxuary about a flat anyway? All these awful new buildings that look like they are going to dissolve in the rain are just flats built to a worse standard than the ones that went up in the ?30s. I drove past one in Stockport on the weekend, sandwiched between a derelict warehouse and a petrol station. The sign outside proclaimed ?Modern Luxury Apartments? Fucking stupid fucking fucking cunts!

Unfortunately they need all the racket these days to drown out the sound of English wickets tumbling.

I'm pretty sure there is one titled, 'Unsightly children on my road simply must stop NOW'

I am genuinely saddened for them

I tried but I couldn't resist.

Jessica Rabbit

Why is it that people who use the term, think outside the box, are invariably completely and utterly fucking incapable of getting their idiotic brains properly around the concept of lateral thought and have about as much chance of recognising an idea from outside their precious fucking box as a rich man has of passing through the eye of a camel? Arseholes!