Brendan

Heh heh heh? Sorry couldn?t resist.

Yeah I considered that Jeremy but then decided stuff it. Accepting my responsibilities as a man doesn?t mean I discriminate against women if anything it is about respecting how important they are. I couldn?t anyway. They frighten me too much.

Digging the righteous indignation on this thread folks. Especially on Camberwell boy there. When does the hair pulling start? ;-)

Social responsibility (also known as not being a dick) dictates that we should help people in need out, especially women on their own at night, regardless of their own stupidity.

sanctus carnero batman

Thou shalt not serve Lager warm Thou shalt not serve Bitter cold Thou shalt not pick thyne nose on the train

What?s the deal with this Maris Piper bint anyway? She seems to work in every pub from here to Hoxton these days and she?s pushed the price of chips up by double.

Yeah there?s this guy who is an oven chip baron of some sorts. He?s running for Governor General of the American territories. He has hired the fella from Monty Python, lumberjack uniform and all, as the ?face? of his advertising campaign. The villain is an ex employee of the chip baron. He?s shifty and used his sharp teeth to chew through his tether one night and made a run for the coastal states where his sort are allowed to walk around free as birds in the daylight. He wears a turban, carries a scimitar and spends his days poring over a map of the empire and laughing maniacally.

From what I?ve read the problem with the concrete house is that it is, well concrete. It was an experimental building technique 100 years ago that never caught on because eventually the structures crumble. So unfortunately it is going to fall down no matter how much effort is made to shore it up. The only real option would be to completely rebuild it. Either with modern reinforced concrete which may be more durable or with bricks and steal with a layer of concrete on the outside to make it look like the original. Or replace it with an ugly building of low quality flats aimed at buy to let investors which you probably won?t sell in this market. There is the idea of building decent housing that people may actually consider investing in and turning into homes, thereby developing and contributing to the community. Although that would quite obviously just be a silly idea. Who would want that? As an aside, I love Monday mornings. I can somehow without even trying turn a post about Victorian building techniques into a socio-political rant about the parlous state of our greed ridden society.

Isn't Tony Blair still looking for a job?

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In my teens I was sitting in one of the more > lively hostelries and put my arm around my > girlfriends shoulder, only to be shouted at from > the butch bull-dyke behind the bar to "sit > properly" > I coloured, stood up and poured the remains of my > drink on the floor, stomped out never to return. So did they have rules about public displays of affection in pubs back in the olden days? What position did they take on blowjobs in the toilets?

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I would just like to state for the record that > I > > was a fan of satanic sluts before they went > > mainstream. > > They were good when they were on Alternative > Tentacles. Eh? You mean they're some sort of band? I thought it was just a lifestyle choice.

It's that hippity hop music they listen to.

Was I broken by trick-or-treaters 4 years back by any chance?

Well if we?re playing that game here?s one for all the monsters of our time. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=djNOCZj3Z2o

Considering the name you would think that Snapple would have more apple based flavours wouldn?t you.

That?s what a life of hardcore partying with the ELO will do to yah.

Here is a well known fact, to those who know it well, that nevertheless is rarely acknowledged in the mainstream media. http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/tomserviceblog/2008/oct/31/heavy-metal-mozart-salzburg

Something about polishing brass I think which is as close to a knob gag as makes any difference.

Does someone have a vicious looking dog I can borrow for the evening? I will give them a chew toy in the shape of a severed human arm and have them sit on the doorstep all evening. Chav does wossisname, Hannibal isn?t it, have any plans?

I would just like to state for the record that I was a fan of satanic sluts before they went mainstream.

Frankie Boyle.

Is that you? I?m sorry I called the Garda on you last week but we really didn?t have to see that. Hope they didn?t put the boot in too hard.

I think the annoying thing is that money is mentioned at all. As if it?s important whether or not someone has it and if it?s ?their own? or not? Anyway this thread is starting to bore one. Someone pm me when it?s degenerated into knob gags. EDIT to get rid of erroneously inserted smiley

Sorry, that?s Madness. That?s the first sign of Madness I?m thinking of.