Brendan

Thank christ!

No but they have to deal with women who are pregnant, giving birth and breastfeeding. And we don?t get any of the drugs during the birth. No matter how nicely I asked.

The way Mancs get all affronted when you refer to them as Scouse and vice versa as if it matters. Why do they think I fucking care? It?s all Scotland anyway.

No, no Jamaican Patio as in the Jamaican pigin tongue, so called because it is warm in Jamaica so they are big on patios.

To what extent is it already subsidised?

Don?t you mean patio noun BBW? Or am I just embarrassing my white, briefly rebellious self?

I don't even know if there are different races of mouse.

And it?s near Birmingham.

Substitue mother for father/parent/guardian/whatever.

Not been in Lately ?loochie? The grebos have taken over, built a half-pipe in the back where the skittles used to be and someone?s replaced the jukebox with one of those spanners in the stupid jumpers who stand behind two gramophones and won?t not play buggerall decent no matter how much change you throw at them not no ways. Estate agents are now describing it as the ?Cultural hub of Sarcasm Village (sick)?? The stress has all been too much for Desiree who has only gone and found Allah, swapped the low cut blouse of legend for what appear to be ninja togs and started serving beer in plastic cups. Shit.

Yeah but it?s a Baptist Church and one of the pubs has fruit machines.

The losers are the children who are separated from the mothers and put into ?care? so young. How the fuck people allowed British society to come to this is beyond me.

Sarcasm?s shit.

Well at the moment I can only think of 4. The National Gallery, the CPT, that Northerly bit of East Coast Mainline where it cuts along the coast and Wales. But I didn't want to be unkind.

Meh, it?s all just England anyway. North or South there are still only about a dozen places in it that aren?t shit.

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I had lunch in St Albans on Saturday. Shit it was.

Has anyone cast an eye over the, "Gypsies are big and fat" thread? It's like reading the Daily Mail through the murky shallows of a failing mind.

Basically what it means is that the government wants all the people who currently provide us with the services we pay our taxes for to start doing it for free out of the goodness of their hearts as they are all going to lose their jobs over the next few months anyway.

Me neither. I listen to radio 3 or 6 music depending on my mood. I don?t listen to radio 1 because they play crap. People would like to listen to this crap so it is good that radio 1 exists to keep it off the other stations.

Oh great other militant global warming doomsayer.

It is much nicer to be fair than to be unfair.

So should I buy that Mazda or not?

Safety first I think it is. Basic life saving skills and all that.

Good moaning.