Brendan

From now on I will only eat squirrel and wood pigeon from the back garden.

Don?t mention the sunshine folks. They?ll want to tax us on that next.

Do you think the meat in your GBK comes from a different type of cow to the one in McDs?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan, you are on a bus mission this week! I > thought it was just the bendies that were getting > your goat? My goat is fine it?s my bum that is the problem with those hard seats. I propose that they are replaced with recliners so that I can relax, drink my coffee and read my comic in peace on the way to work in the morning. In all seriousness thought the bus services into central London from ED are pretty good. I find that if I hop off the bus and then get a train and a tube I cut my journey to Westminster by about 15mins for the extra hassle so sometimes I do one and sometimes the other.

The bus is bumpy too and the seats are hard. :(

I?ve been described as many things in my time but ?ponce? is not one of them. Until now apparently.

Cookwank shop ojm. A cookwank shop. A cookwank and cd shop apparently.

Trendy areas like Brixton, Camberwell, Catford, Lewisham, Streatham, Tooting, Stratford etc.

Been having a go at people on the No12 again Louisa?

Is it really that bad? I tend to go to the London Bridge and Victoria ones (and the ones in SA when I?m there) and they never seem overly greasy.

And quite possibly the stomach too.

It'll clear the head.

I don?t find them that bad. Definitely not as bad as SW trains were when I lived that side of London. If you live in ED you also have the choice of using Denmark Hill or Peckham Rye stations.

Geez and I thought I wrote a load of toss for a living.

The girl who sits next to me just had this to say about it, ?Well if work wasn?t so boring and this dam city wasn?t so full of bars.?

I love picture caption in that article, ?Workers who had drunk alcohol found it hard to concentrate.? No shit! ::o Really?

I don?t really mind them to be honest. I just prefer Nandos. Grazing down a whole peri-peri chicken after a few beers is way better than a cheese burger. No matter how blue it is.

Who you calling pisht?

A very high proportion of the people in this world are unfortunately complete bastards. It is best to just accept this fact and ignore them, especially when you are a few beers down and on the bus. That No12 route is a bugger for annoying wankers though. I have been in a few altercations on it myself. I would recommend a spot of meditation while waiting at the bus stop. Zen and the art of taking the night bus kinda thing. You have also brought up the point that bendy busses throw you around more when you are standing up than double deckers do.

Well that?s what you get for living in Islington.

Well unlike most of European countries the UK doesn?t make it difficult for people to buy houses as an investment rather than a home. So those with spare cash lying around can take opportunities like this to snap up cheap property and exacerbate the country?s housing crisis. At least it will help keep the estate agents off the dole.

Nando?s would be great! I love ?em. And they?re hardly the corporate monster that McDs and the like are. They were started by a couple of guys from round my way who had their first restaurant in my home town about 15 years ago. Definitely better than GBK if I had to choose.

Yeah or the size of London?s streets. Most of which you can?t even get 2 cars down, let alone an articulated bus.

I may not have the car either citizen. My position, which I?m sure is similar to yours, is such that if women decided to have babies I don?t have a car. I will have to see if any of them are due. Oh Jah don't worry I haven't played an actual game of cricket in about 13 years. This is why we must have a net. This Saturday anyone?

Where is the pitch? Should I bring the car or can I drink?