Brendan

I think it is all a load of bollocks anyway. My Mr?s is apparently lower than mine but all anecdotal evidence points to her being a lot smarter than me.

Stuff that! Don?t get depressed. I have a stupidly high IQ* and I?ve done nothing significant with my life so far. I have had a great time not doing it though. I don?t have much truck with this IQ business anyway. I think it is just another way that the world is conspiring against my attempts to blame other people for my mediocrity. *Well according to some shrink but how far can you really trust someone who is surrounded by that much loonyness on a daily basis.

The fact that the Lib Dems still oppose this unsanctioned military action is reason enough to support them.

It does in fact. It is a lovely black leather. Uzis? Pah. You can?t do any significant structural damage with an Uzi.

Funnily enough I have actually worked in support before, for a software product. But it was a small company and I had helped develop the thing so when people had a problem I took the radical approach of solving it for them.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Something bothering you Brendan. Why don't you > tell us - a problem shared ... Bothering me? No not at all. Well the strap for this minigun that I have over my shoulder is a bit uncomfortable

O2 can?t connect my broadband. BT can?t give me the kind of bill I asked for even though that is what was advertised when I signed up. John Lewis can?t delivery my televisions on the specific date that I had paid extra for it to be delivered on. Amazon can?t deliver the picture my wife bought. Lloyds seem unable to set up a direct debit even though every month I call them, they say ?ok sir that is all set up for you.? But come the end of the month is it? Is it fuck! Natwest can?t get their heads around the fact that my wife?s surname is now the same as mine and have freaked out and frozen our account because notifying them of a change of name is apparently akin to attempted fraud. Southwark council can?t send me the proper council tax bill. In fact finding someone to speak to there who can string a sentence together is impossible. T-mobile can?t take the extra text allowance that I no longer need off my phone without me having to call them 5 times. Vauxhall can?t read the service history before servicing my car and need me to go through it with them like they are 3 years old. ?No that got done 6 months ago, see it is written there, in your handwriting I think, it doesn?t need a new one.? and ?No that only needs to be done every 10 000 miles.? etc etc. Bloody crooks! What the fuck is wrong with these fucking services? What am I giving them my money for? If they are unable to do something why don?t they just say so instead of promising and not delivering? At first it may be difficult for the staff to grasp but I?m sure with a little training their communication skills can be improved from scrawling their names on the wall in their own shit to being able to say ?Sorry sir but we are completely bloody useless and can?t do what you ask. Perhaps you should try somewhere else.? AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Victoria Falls.

It is an encouraging sign.

I may be able to recruit another decent bowler. He used to live in ED so I guess that qualifies him. I?m seeing him this weekend and will try to get him to commit to it while his better judgment is clouded with alcohol.

It is amazing that when faced with having to break away from Labour because power has corrupted them completely people think that the best option is to go running into the outstretched arms of the bourgeois.

Ice pack anna? Of Keef where does one get this Diarolyte stuff? I'm planning a big one Saturday and want to be prepared.

My brother, who spent 4 years of his life at war in the bush for a pointless cause, has always said how moving Dulce et Decorum est is for soldiers.

Thunderstorms from a distance. You see them in the late afternoon on the Highveld in SA when you are driving out somewhere between nothing and nowhere. It is flat as far as the eye can see and you can see the storms forming on the horizon and making their way across the landscape. Scattering electricity across the sky as they go. Until you end up underneath one yourself that is. Then you can?t? see bugger all. A perfectly restored cherry red 1st generation ford mustang outside my office yesterday. And how could I not recount the sight of a pint of Guinness settling.

Yeah. Don't have a sea cow man.

I don?t trust either of them and don?t think either is a viable opposition to the other. So I have voted for that other guy, wottsitsname.

Perhaps it is going down the road of most pubs. They?re going to give it a coat of paint some new chairs, change the menu slightly and then double the price of everything.

Or New Labour?

Isn?t having a number plate in its self, public disclosing the details of a private vehicle?

Not if I don?t want that asbo reinstated it doesn?t.

Is someone going to carry out a proper risk assessment?

What?s wrong with this picture? It is taken by someone who should have been concentrating on driving their car at the time?

There is also a small minority of drivers who are able to fucking drive properly.

Anyway no more talk of Capitalism it is May Day today after all. Shouldn?t we all be lynching our bosses or something? Or just out dancing around poles that symbolise willies.

Ironically swastikas were worn by some of the ZANU guerrillas in the Rhodesian Bush War on the assumption that anything anti-British = good.