Brendan

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > busted by the grammar police (whilst wearing a > grammar police uniform no less!) No you're right Yummy Mummy is assonance whereas Dishy Dads is alliteration. Moos I think you?re thinking of dissonance.

why are you volunteering?

I may try to put my arm over. Maybe I will go practice in the park tomorrow evening just to see if it still works. Anyone else up for it?

I think you're right Moos. I think people may be taking his comments a little out of context. To be honest I don?t think most people give two hoots about 5 year-olds running riot (as long as they?re not armed), mothers breastfeeding or men kissing for that matter. although in my experience there are plenty of places in ED where you can avoid kids in the evening. Most places most of the time after 8pm I find.

I can get the ball down the other end it is just normally followed by the words no ball, wide or the sight of the ball disappearing to the boundary. Last time I tried to bowl was in the nets about 2 years back and it was piss poor. My mate actually told me to bowl underarm for a while so he could get some decent batting practice in.

Do we have anyone who can bowl? I can't just for the record.

I'd say the 10:23 train. But only if their opening bowler promises not to hit me in the head.

Right so Sunday at 11am. (sans practice) do we have 11?

Has anyone else noticed that there seems to be a directly proportionate relationship between the length of a man?s shorts and the size of his sunglasses? (And no, this isn?t a bad attempt at innuendo.)

No, just Welsh.

There is a cure but its result can be even more painful than the original affliction. It goes like this (only read on if yea be brave of heart): It?s not unusual to be loved by anyone (do-do-do-do dooo) It?s not unusual to have fun with anyone (bwa pa wah waah) but when I see you hanging about with anyone (do-do do doo) It?s not unusual to see me cry Oh I wanna die

I saw the Fratellis about 18 months back and would say it is a worthwhile gig. Not ?great? by any stretch of the imagination but worth the evening and the ?30.

Oh dear. You should take something for that.

That kind of behaviour will earn you a wedgy.

Can?t say I have ever felt the need to shave my legs but I have some friends who are into cycling and do so (why escapes me) and they go by the mantra; ?Shaving?s for pussies. Real men wax.? So there you go. Oh and Mrs B. re the fake tan. Any man who wears fake tan will have the piss ripped out of him buy his mates for years to come. It may even earn him a new nickname. I?d say go for it just for the entertainment value.

It was - Homeward bound by Simon and Carbuncle But every time I read this thread I get one of the songs mentioned here stuck in my head. So now it?s, If I should Fall From Grace With God.

I think the plight of cactus owners such as our own Michael Partyongus here is a microcosmic illustration of a greater moral decline in our society which is affecting not just cacti but all potted succulents and indeed even some aquifoliaceae. Why it was only a year ago that our potted holly bush up and left without so much as a by-your-leave. I mean you expect that type of thing from cacti but this holly had ?breeding?. We have heard rumors that he is still terrorising adventurous puppies and wayward footballs around the parks of SE London. If you do see him I think it would be best to call the police, he answers to the name of Buddy. Our thoughts are with you in this hard time Mr Paeleophysicist.

Peanut butter

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't stand the whole blokes say topless outside > the pub thing, it just puts me off my beer! Wouldn?t mind so much if the ladies did it though. I?ve never got the whole stripping to the waste thing either though. Not unless you?re on a beach or maybe in a park or something like that. It?s just doesn?t go well with the scenery in a city like London.

What?! That?s crazy talk that is.

I?d make one ugly Brenda.

Or bus eggs.

On Saturday I left the house in dark blue cords a black t-shirt and black trainers. My other half was sensibly dressed in a sun dress of sorts but I, with typical southern hemisphere cocksure bravado, fobbed off the heat with a ?Hot? This isn?t hot. I know about hot and this isn?t it. etc.? Anyway about halfway down LL I started to feel like I was walking around in an oven. By the time we had finished in the garden centre I was leaving a trail of sweat behind me and I could only gasp, ?Cold, anything cold please.? by the time I had withered into the Drum for a drink. So it is sun dresses from hereon forward for me this summer.

You?re probably onto something there. Just the locally sourced, low fat, kind of food that will do well in ED. Perhaps I should set up a stall in the warehouse or on Northcross road selling bbqed parakeet-onna-stick.

And so did the tories. So why not find an alternative?