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Brendan

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  1. Wasn?t that Adrenochrome Sourced from a living human?s adrenal gland? Makes pure mescaline feel like ginger beer? sic
  2. Probably right. I also think it is a favourite with the ?Come into ED for the evening? crowd. This is just an observation on my part and in no way xenophobic. If people are from, even as far afield as Penge and they have all their shots I?m fine with that. Just as long as they keep their hands off our women.
  3. Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you had your pituitary gland removed by the > way? You can?t have your pituitary gland removed can you? Do you mean your thyroid? If so (and your question was directed at me) no but my old man did have to have half of his removed when he was about my age. It left him with a really cool scar across his throat.
  4. Yeah I can?t figure out if it is the clearly highbrow and controversial issues raised (good at controversialising me) or the gratuitous use of the world willy. Either way, fuck ?em. They can get their own.
  5. People saying ?try and..? when what you should say is ?try to..?
  6. I dunno. I just got back from Lordship Lane and it?s still there.
  7. I still don?t get it. So sugared water is very sticky. So? What do you do pour it on yourself and get sticky? :-S
  8. I'm sure it is.
  9. It is the context I don?t get it?s mentioned in-between waxing and shaving. So I?m assuming it has something to do with hair removal. I just cannot imagine how one could use sugar to get rid of hair. What do you do, sprinkle it on? Rub cubes on yourself? Does it rot your hair away in the same way it does your teeth?
  10. Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan, you must be pregnant, sounds like you're > eating for two. Must be. Well either that or it?s a combination of low blood sugar and not enough ecstasy in this dam coffee.
  11. Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > there is is a world outside of ED, it's known as > the real world, Been there. It?s shit.
  12. That would be a laugh. I wonder how I could introduce some MDMA into the water supply of my office.
  13. Sugaring? :-S
  14. citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am all for everyone paying attention and being > polite as they go about their business on the > streets but the key thing here is outcome. Drivers > can hurt, injure or kill a pedestrian who steps > out in front of them. A driver will not be hurt, > injured or killed if they hit a pedestrian. The > onus is on drivers to be careful. Exactly!
  15. Is it possible for men to be hormonal? I woke up (not hung-over or anything) today and I have been cranky and irritated all day and I can?t stop eating.
  16. LeonWatson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan - will be changed! Actually on second thoughts it is probably best you don?t. Unless while you?re at it you add a 5 to my score on the scorecard.
  17. Mate. How do you manage to spell van Rooyen correctly even getting the capitalisation and spacing right, a feat normally lost on the English, and then get Brendan wrong? Fucking journalists.
  18. The friends I grew up with and who are now all scattered across the globe. They would be a lot more fun and intellectually stimulating than any combination of toss pot slebrities.
  19. I?m with citizen on this. You can?t drive in an area like ED especially around LL with the kind of mindset that the road is there for you and you have right of way. It is a highly populated family area with a busy shopping street. Plus the streets are too narrow for modern cars. And as the streets are lined with cars you cannot see pedestrians, especially children, who may come out into the road. It is the responsibility of the driver to take all these things into consideration. Try to think of yourself as just another pedestrian when you are driving. Believe me I?m all for haring round at breakneck speed but London is not the place for it. Having said that, people are idiots. They do seem to just step out into the road and act surprised when there is a line of traffic coming towards them. Although I notice this more when I am walking around than when I am driving. So essentially. Drive carefully! Because most pedestrians and most drivers don?t know their arse from their elbow.
  20. Stick up for them, hmm let?s see. Well they did have a picture of a girl in a bikini in the window. Although I suppose me even noticing that is misogynistic and dams me to hell. Although mentioning the term hell is, I?m sure, reference to an outdated chauvinistic belief structure built on the exploitation of women. :-S So no, I can?t stick up for them, they confuse me too much and expose antisocial sexist aspects in my personality. I?m off to cut my willy off.
  21. See.
  22. Jokes are the worst culprit for this. They?re inevitably only funny once .
  23. Jokes are the worst culprit for this. They?re inevitably only funny once.
  24. Of course we do but only after carrying out a risk assessment and having the proper training.
  25. lol. That looks good. I must give it a watch.
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