Brendan

I thought you were married?

Listen I?m not ashamed. I needed the money and the people who ran the chat line said they been getting requests for a nun?

Home time!

Bastards! You'll all suffer! I'll show the lot of you! I'M GONNA BE A STAR!

(tu)

*Not possessed, just decided to spend the rest of the afternoon communicating through the medium of quote* Homey you get the door and I?ll impregnate the prom queen.

We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution...

Lol! The staff in there must love it. ?Yeah yeah we know finest wines available to humanity are on the second shelf and you?re a millionaire. Now are you going to pay for that aspirin or nt??

I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!

Well vazhizdspilink is quite topical at the moment.

wellwhothefuckaretheytosaythatwritinghastobereadable

Not today but about a week ago. I was looking for a house. The house number was 10. So I walked along the road and counted the numbers up to 9. Imagine my surprise when I got to the next door and it was number 11. I had to do a double take. Number 9 Take a few steps Number 11? This can?t be right. Number 9 then Number 11? :-S Where the fuck is 10? Are they messing with me? Is there a camera somewhere? I was about to skulk off confused and dejected when the staggering stupidity of what I had just done dawned on me. :-$

i once read an article which over about 3000 words explored a contrived yet convincing argument that punctuation is in fact a fascist constraint that infringes on our civil liberties

hmm nice? although a bit too ?together? is old Trinity. I prefer them a bit ?unhinged? http://hmcs.scu.edu.au/watts/Lori3.gif

True Mockney. First one in years I can remember being interested in.

Nothing worse than having to listen to the whole pub talk about wine all night.

Ch?teau Margaux don?t cha know. None of that talk in the Castle mate, you?ll set ?em off.

I would recomend the vodka method for that.

I agree with Sean re. the whole church/power thing. Unfortunately the Catholic Church and government/power are historically synonymous concepts going back to the time of Constantine. The Catholic Church has been built on the concept of ruling through faith (it is not unique in this). The CofE on the other hand was a bold political move which gave the state control of the church rather than the other way around. Personally I don?t think either system is ideal. But then I suppose if the majority of people in a country want to be governed under a religious code then who am I to say they shouldn?t? So thinking along those lines does that mean that if the majority of people in a country choose to be governed by an autocratic dictator who am I to say any different? So then who am I to go rushing in and feeding them all when the whole lot goes tits up or they have run their country into the ground? - Or do I have some kind of responsibility? Anyway?. :-S For me there is also a great pity in the fact that a lot of worthwhile thought on spirituality and the general human condition has been done over the centuries in the name of organised religion but it mostly comes with the proviso of having to buy into what is essentially a system of non-democratic government.

1 sugar, milk and a slug of J&B. >:D

Fella at bus stop s?mornin? said ?e get em six for a fiver.

What time does inside 72 close?

I think the Gowlett should be late afternoon so that pizza can be purchased and devoured.

That would be a amusing.