Brendan

Oh her. I?ve seen her in Sainsbury?s. Sainsbury?s I say! I thought slebritees had all their meals at Gordon Ramsay?s before going to some fancypants night clubs where they tip illegal immigrants ?100 per nostril for blowing cocaine up their noses while they quaff vintage champagne. What would they want in Sainsbury?s?

Are the Kennedy?s gun shy?

Who is Kate Ford?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Clapham? Clapham! Buggered if I know. There be dragons, or so I?ve heard. Now if only I could remember where I put my blasted slippers.

I?ve not seen much of the ?G? word on the forum of late. Seems folks have been too busy worrying about house prices and global markets. You know, things that have nothing whatsoever to do with gentrification on a local scale.

I agree. You know I do often get rather annoyed about the fact that I am not allowed to shoot people. But you know, ho humm, what can you do.

Well if you are all going to be patronising then I?m not coming. Well maybe just for a little curry and a half a larger. 29th sounds good. I?ve only been to the first one so far when we went to Tandoori Nights. Where else has been done?

I think we should all collectively doff our caps to Andrew for the sterling job he does of the photography. (tu)

Scruffy Mummy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As re-processions roll on, particularly once all > the greedy buy to letters stick their failing > investments on the market, property shows will > quickly be out of fashion. Well some good may come from this recession yet. Seriously I understand why you would make a show about architecture but this property market bollocks is unfathomable wank. And am I to understand that this particular one doesn?t even feature a set of large bosoms? And yes I did start that last sentence with the word and. And what are you going to do about it ?ey?

Tipp-ex thinners?

Sorry if that sounded in any way patronising Asset. It really wasn?t intended to. The old probelm with tone not always being conveyed properly.

I think you mean valves Asset.

As someone who has owned 3 different Japanese cars I can vouch for their reliability but I can also confirm that they tend to be plasticy and cheap on the inside unless you go for top of the range. Honda is the exception.

I combination of drugs and boredom works quite well.

They are right you know they are good cars. You will pay quite a lot more for the Skoda, than the Vauxhall though.

I am not entirely sure but I think it involves beards.

I?m due a new phone too and I really don?t know what to get. They all have lists of features that get me all excited now but I know in reality they are all just so much wank that I will never use. What I would use is a camera that takes pictures to a quality that I can actually print off, an mp3 player (although this isn?t strictly necessary as I have now been branded with the mark of iBeast) and a LW and or digital radio so I can get the cricket. Anyone know if such a thing exists? A built in lighter and a toothpick would also be handy.

Ok you realise you have reached a certain age when you are giving someone advice on estate cars but here goes. The Vauxhall Zaffira would be worth a look too ant. I would say the build quality is on a par with the VW and better than the Renault (this is personal opinion based on driving a Scenic once). You would probably get more features for you money in the Vauxhall than in the VW but the VW is probably a nicer place to be inside than the Vauxhall. Also the VW is slightly more expensive to service. There is also the Nissan Almera (I think that?s the name) but I don?t know much about these cars. Remember don?t get too hung up on the age of the car but set yourself a maximum mileage and go by that. Rather buy a car that is a year older but has 10k less on the clock.

No they?ll be fine. If you find it is getting a bit full up just pour some warm water in to help the lubrication.

Oh Jesus! It?s like my birthday party all over again. *Ducks behind the pastel-pink, armor-plated chaise lounge. (delivery from Argos last week. He didn?t just make ships you know)* Sorry Jah but you know what it?s like. You get in, your pineapple costume has been ripped in five places and the ringmaster has had it away with your ornamental banana tree. AGAIN! It is a situation that can only be solved by drowning one?s sorrows in the most expensive alcohol one can steel. *Spies a wayward bottle of Woodford Reserve and one of dulwichmum?s discarded feather boas under the chaise lounge* *Soaks boa in whiskey and stuffs it in the neck of the bottle. Sets it alight and lobs makeshift Kentucky Cocktail in the general direction of his aggressor.* *Ducks back down with fingers in ears, humming Little Deuce Coupe (amazingly managing the 3 way harmonies all on his own.)*

*Wonders if Jah will notice that the ?47 shat toe Margo (innit) has all been drunk and the bottles refilled with Lambrini dyed red with Ribena Syrup.* *Straps on stab-proof vest just incase*

35 what? People, curries or pints of Cobra? Hmmm? is that a dare of some sorts?

The shop that has blown over from the Caribbean?

Always a great evening folks! Even though you filthy drunks were all shamefully smashed by the time we arrived. ;-)