Brendan

...excessive consumption of which will cause stickiness and chaffing in the back of a volkswagen.

I must confess to not being very well versed in Not the 9 O?clock News. I grew up in SA and it was never screened there. O well I guess I?m here now. *Shifts into black and white* (as an ?omage to Clerks this time as I?ve got over all that bogart stuff) *Lights a cigarette* *Leans against the wall that looks like the outside of a convenience store. Baseball cap on backwards* *mutters ?skunk?? to anyone who passes too close*

Or in pubs and restaurants for that matter?

Yeah but the intruder would just laugh at you for playing rounders.

*Pops head back in* Another Kevin Smith geek in here perchance?

'tis

*Opens door* Good gods! *Shuts door again looking embarrassed* *Skulks off perplexed about pudding*

wicked

jimbo1964 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I recently found out that my childhood home was > built on the site of a V2 explosion (60's house at > the top of Friern Road). I recently found out that my current home is built on the site of a V2 explosion (60's house at the top of Friern Road).

ill

Linguist

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have my own bat and > everything. Although it's normally kept by the > side of my bed waiting for intruders. Lol. I do the same thing but have been thinking about changing my choice of weapon as if I actually tried to swing a cricket bat inside my house I will probably only succeed in breaking light fittings and/or picture frames. Golf clubs are too unbalanced and cumbersome though and a tennis racket doesn?t have the weight. Skateboards make very effective weapons but I don?t have one of those anymore because I am apparently ?grown up?. I am starting to consider a rolling pin. ? and perhaps some curlers.

Walking down Lordship Lane I now stop and say hello to more people than I ever used to.

:-S Seriously reconsidering my plans for the next few years after that one.

A cursory check of the diary suggest that May 18th is free. This doesn?t necessarily mean that plans have not been made for me on that day so I will have to check on it tonight. Should be ok though. Now if I only had some ?people? I could talk to...

I rant a lot but try to remain as un-anonymous as possible to make up for it. I am not entirely sure that this is a good idea. :-S

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !

I have a theory about that. It is because on a 3+3 headstock the G and D strings have the longest bit above the nut before they enter the tuning head. For some reason this makes them weaker. Question is, with a 6 inline headstock will it always be the B and high E strings that break? Any strat players out there who could enlighten? Or am I way off the mark.

I'm sure you mean John Pienaar. Black guy with a 'tach?

Yeah I'm with you MP. One would think there were something sinister going on.

Nets in dulwich park some time guys? If the bloody sun ever comes out that is.

We did have some really nice cheese with lunch. But a, "Hey thanks for saving us tens of thousands of pounds in legal fees" would have been nice.

I am thinking up creative excuses for dropped catches and duffed shots already.

I don?t feel so bad for spending so much time on the forum now.

Yesterday after a 7 hour long meeting I managed to settle a dispute that has been going on between 2 major stakeholders who are part of the body that makes up my employer. It was due to go to court in a month or so. After placating egos on both sides and letting grown men whinge like little girls I came up with a workable solution for both sides. Did I get any thanks for it? Did I fuck!