Drive to Croydon with a hangover before 10am?!?!?!?! What kind of cruel and unusual punishment is that!? Anyway counting the travel cost, associated carbon footprint and the ?100 you will end up spending on superfluous, quirky cutlery and a flat-packed side board it all sounds like a very, very bad idea. Just stumbling down LL armed with a pair of sunglasses and a fiver is altogether a better option.