Urgent assistance please

[dulwichmum]

I hear that William Rose is about to run a pretentious course on butchery. Could someone please, let me have the details urgently? I need to book James a place before it is too late.

I refuse to be married to the only man in SE21 who hasn't boned a pheasant (wail).

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Don't be silly - let the butler do it.

[Narnia]

Dear DM, isn't there an SE21 forum for this sort of stuff. You wouldn't expect the SE22 riff raff on here to know anything about boning pheasants would you?

['bout now]

Probably meant boning Peasants.

[woofmarkthedog]

Well...

I've boned loads of birds

Can do it with my eyes closed ( if need be )

W**F

[dulwichmum]

Lovely Narnia,

William Rose is a shop in East Dulwich, and I rather enjoy hanging around with you rifraf. It makes me feel superior!

[Michael Palaeologus]

William Rose (the posh-meat shop) has an outlet opposite Dulwich Hospital, this news makes me even more convinced that ED is Royston Vasey.

[Narnia]

Oh I realise it's location DM. Indeed it seems very popular amongst the local carnivores. Of course I've never been in there due to my finding it somewhat distasteful to eat the meat of another animal. Would there be any room for my type in SE21 do you think?

PS Surely you are superior

[dulwichmum]

Perfect Narnia,

Indeed I am superior (bats eyelashes).

Are you a vegetarian sweetie?

If you also read The Guardian, wear enormous alpaca Peruvian hand knits and have an long wirey hair on your chin, you may find that you don't really fit in dans le village. We are incredibly fabulous over here you know. If we are not threading, we are waxing and if we are not waxing, we are having facials and pedicures. All of our knitwear is cashmere, and the newsagents only stock The Times.

My husband prefers the chef to simply show the steak the flame sweetie and his plate looks like a butchers block!

[Brendan]

William Rose is the bookies up by the Plough right? I suppose if he wants to bone peasants it can be arranged from there.

[dulwichmum]

OH MY GOD ...

[OutOfFocus]

'bout now Wrote:

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> Probably meant boning Peasants.

Revolting :'(

[SimonM]

I can remember when Dulwich Village had 2 butcher's shops. Clearly SE21 was then taken over by lentils'n'sandals brigade

[woofmarkthedog]

DULWICH MUM

MYSTIC W**F here ..

Woooooo woooooooo

*screen goes wavy here, the smoke in the crystal ball clears*

Woooooo woooooooo wo wo.....

"As I gaze into my crystal ball....."

"Hello spirits of the distant past...is anybody there .....?

D.M ( yes, you dear ! ) I have a message from a remote observer:

He says.....

"I'm afraid I don't have the details for William Rose's course in trussing-up 'game' birds, DM, but I'd be more than willing to show James in great detail how to go about wringing the old birds neck.

Take care, x"

*collapses on floor, panting with exhaustion*

W**F

[dulwichmum]

*quietly removes dog stunner from enormous luxury handbag*

Come here little poochlet, I have some refreshments for you...

[Keef]

He's actually the son of Batdog DM.

[dulwichmum]

*Drops dog stunner like a stone...*

"Prrr, God how I adore a man with a sharp sense of humour!"(bats eyelashes)

[dbboy]

Nick Nairn (chef) has a cook book which describes in detail how to disect a chicken and other cuts, probably easier and a lot cheaper than a William Rose butchery course. Nothing against William Rose apart from the service and pices, almost wants to make you go veggie, but then their is the butchers up by the Plough as an alternative.