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I'm going to dress up as a clown and walk up and down Lordship Lane with my dog, handing out "I'm not just a clown I'm an M&S clown" leaflets. I shall make sure the dog craps at least 3 times, and I shall clear up not one dribble.


I'm also attempting to restart lactation so that I can breast feed my 4 year old in an inappropriate place.

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> I'm going to dress up as a clown and walk up and

> down Lordship Lane with my dog, handing out "I'm

> not just a clown I'm an M&S clown" leaflets. I

> shall make sure the dog craps at least 3 times,

> and I shall clear up not one dribble.

>

> I'm also attempting to restart lactation so that I

> can breast feed my 4 year old in an inappropriate

> place.


Do all that pushing a Bugaboo and I think you will have covered all bases.

They really are actually. I hate them. They dig up my seedlings and crap all over the garden. Dog owners take a lot of flack (rightly) for not clearing up after their pooches, yet what about cats? If you don't give your cat a litter tray, and clean it out yourself, WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY ARE CRAPPING????!!!!



Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Plus they kill too many birds.


Anyway, I think that preggie smoking bird should be publicly berated. Utter disgrace.


:))

???? Wrote:

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> Alec John Moore Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > This is in the Family Room Discussion but it

> seems

> > to have hit the ground running:

> >

>

>

> It's going nuclear now



I read a few posts and then realised that there were SEVEN pages of it - Jeez, I don't have that much time.

???? Wrote:

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> Alec John Moore Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > This is in the Family Room Discussion but it

> seems

> > to have hit the ground running:

> >

>

>

> It's going nuclear now


It's quite entertaining watching it all unfold from a safe distance. I wonder if it will just the cockroaches left standing when the dust finally settles.

  • 2 months later...

Ok, I know this is naughty, but I can't resist.....


The Wanted, Offered and Recommendations bits are always the ones to watch.


Check out this impassioned defence of a cat's right to fatherhood bursting with righteous indignation on both sides.

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> It's been deleted - local dog walkers have

> professional reputations to protect.

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Ha, for sure i said more then enough on that thread!


A bit odd that it was deleted, I don't see other

businesses given that 'special' treatment?

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