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[legalbeagle]

I'm going to dress up as a clown and walk up and down Lordship Lane with my dog, handing out "I'm not just a clown I'm an M&S clown" leaflets. I shall make sure the dog craps at least 3 times, and I shall clear up not one dribble.

I'm also attempting to restart lactation so that I can breast feed my 4 year old in an inappropriate place.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Quids you Kant. Daizie teed me up for that 100 and you stole it

I don't need livening up... I have my eye on you

All of you

[Loz]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> I'm going to dress up as a clown and walk up and

> down Lordship Lane with my dog, handing out "I'm

> not just a clown I'm an M&S clown" leaflets. I

> shall make sure the dog craps at least 3 times,

> and I shall clear up not one dribble.

>

> I'm also attempting to restart lactation so that I

> can breast feed my 4 year old in an inappropriate

> place.

Do all that pushing a Bugaboo and I think you will have covered all bases.

[????]

...pull up some daffodils

[HonaloochieB]

...start a thread waxing nostalgic for TLS and BBW.

[Alec John Moore]

This is in the Family Room Discussion but it seems to have hit the ground running:

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?29,500377

[giggirl]

Fabulous - thanks AJM - and there was I beginning to think that the Summer of Love had arrived in ED.

[RosieH]

Liking it.

Well I tried suggesting shooting cats with my imaginary crossbow, but no one went for it. I do hate cats though - spawn of satan that they are.

[legalbeagle]

They really are actually. I hate them. They dig up my seedlings and crap all over the garden. Dog owners take a lot of flack (rightly) for not clearing up after their pooches, yet what about cats? If you don't give your cat a litter tray, and clean it out yourself, WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY ARE CRAPPING????!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Plus they kill too many birds.

Anyway, I think that preggie smoking bird should be publicly berated. Utter disgrace.

:))

[RosieH]

Heh, you tell 'em LegalB

[????]

Alec John Moore Wrote:

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> This is in the Family Room Discussion but it seems

> to have hit the ground running:

>

It's going nuclear now

[Mick Mac]

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> Alec John Moore Wrote:

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> > This is in the Family Room Discussion but it

> seems

> > to have hit the ground running:

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> It's going nuclear now

I read a few posts and then realised that there were SEVEN pages of it - Jeez, I don't have that much time.

[Alec John Moore]

They can be quite mesmerising and time consuming. Back to work, until the next one.

[EDKiwi]

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> Alec John Moore Wrote:

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> > This is in the Family Room Discussion but it

> seems

> > to have hit the ground running:

> >

>

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> It's going nuclear now

It's quite entertaining watching it all unfold from a safe distance. I wonder if it will just the cockroaches left standing when the dust finally settles.

[annaj]

Ok, I know this is naughty, but I can't resist.....

The Wanted, Offered and Recommendations bits are always the ones to watch.

Check out this impassioned defence of a cat's right to fatherhood bursting with righteous indignation on both sides.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Oh annaj, it's not as good as the one where we all sacrifice chickens to you.

[Keef]

Great spot Anna. Good to see this thread again too.

[Narnia]

This was good while it lasted

[Ted Max]

The dog walking thread

[HAL9000]

It's been deleted - local dog walkers have professional reputations to protect.

[Pearson]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> It's been deleted - local dog walkers have

> professional reputations to protect.

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Ha, for sure i said more then enough on that thread!

A bit odd that it was deleted, I don't see other

businesses given that 'special' treatment?

[Huguenot]

I imagine Admin sometimes just wants an easy life, and there was more than enough nutters on that thread to make it very difficult.

[Pearson]

Aye... which is fair enough!

Topics involving Dogs do seem to stir up rather emotional responses...

[Narnia]

The Butcher, the Publican and now the Scandalmaker!

[Ted Max]

I'm pleased to know that creepy flogger and hire'em-and-fire'em hard man SteveT seems to draw the line at a manager demanding sexual favours from staff. The old softie.