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woofmarkthedog

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Ladymuck Wrote:

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> I believe I've just won Willy-Woof - prize(s)

> please.

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Sorry..


This is the W**FLottery


Not ????? vs LM gambling


You are now....



"in Nidd"



W**F

Ladymuck

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OY!!! Don't give me that...where's my prize you useless good-for-nothing lump of knotted mangy flea-infested fur!!???


With rotten teeth and cesspit breath to boot!


Give me the dosh NOW!!!!


In Nidd indeed - Narnia, Katie8729 etc. may be prepared to tolerate this tosh, but I aint havin it...no such place as "in Nidd". Now hand it over or else....

woofmarkthedog

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Piff....




Winners play by the rules & you have to be in it to win it


"Marshall Mellow" our resident number generator ( he's a bloody clever guinea pig ) will "select" the winners on Friday nite


"Inn Nidders" have till 7pm to comply


Good luck to everyone


Prieszes* are collectable from secret LSL locations ( tbc )



W**F


*may vary in quality & value

woofmarkthedog

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ianr Wrote:

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> Experiments have demonstrated that human beings

> are not very good at generating or selecting

> numbers randomly. What makes you think a guinea

> pig will be any better?

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Well, we'll see...


* re- wraps turban, pours water on sauna stones *


( jeezus, it's hot in here )


Anyway, who cares about human ability re random number selection. If "Marshall Mellow" can drive me back from the dentist, then I'm sure he's perfectly qualified to make the draw on Friday


Ian, have you made your selection yet?



* beats skin with fir tree branch *



W**F

ianr

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>Anyway, who cares about human ability re random number selection. If "Marshall Mellow" can drive me

>back from the dentist, then I'm sure he's perfectly qualified to make the draw on Friday


Ah, but will he take the rest of us to the cleaners, Ha ha, LOL, LOL, smiley, etc :).


>Ian, have you made your selection yet?


1729

woofmarkthedog

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DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> How many numbers can we have? because I only have

> one at the moment :-S



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Two DJKQ...


Though I'm going to award you a bonus "Pick" from the reserve pool



" Go ahead & triple pick your balls "



W**F

woofmarkthedog

woofmarkthedog

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DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> Yippee.....I will take 1000 and 2000 respectively.

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OK DJKQ


1K & 2K


http://rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com/4720500/4720900_55be_625x1000.jpghttp://shop.2000adonline.com/images/product_full/sdtr.jpg


"They're in the hat Sista... "


W**F

woofmarkthedog

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RosieH Wrote:

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> Must they be whole numbers? It doesn't say.

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> If not, can I have pi(e) please. It's my very

> very favourite.

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Well Rosie..


You ( & only you ) could have 3 & 4 (whole numbers)as a lucky pair .


Narnia tried pi & rightly ended up "in Nidd" though he was pushing his luck elsewhere


Should "Marshall Mellow" pick pi , then I'm sure we can sort out a " Bonus super prieaze* "


Lastly, good luck Rosie


"They're in the draw & on the board"



*polishes numerical balls *


W**F

karter

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RosieH Wrote:

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> Must they be whole numbers? It doesn't say.

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> If not, can I have pi(e) please. It's my very

> very favourite.


I was thinking the same. Can i have 0.1489361 please. It is that time again.

RosieH

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Dammit, didn't wade through all the gazillions of posts to see whether pie was already in there.


It is a tasty little number though, whether steak or cherry, with gravy or custard, puff or shortcrust, plate or deepdish.


Anyway, 3 and 4 I will take - together they make 7 - and everyone who believes in things like numbers knows that that is lucky.

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