OK, yes you "It's The W**F Lottery" pick a number between 1 & 3724

[Ladymuck]

I believe I've just won Willy-Woof - prize(s) please.

[charliecharlie]

oh 185 Karter... my absolute favorite number, how did you know????

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/2810428226_db0deb9b1f.jpg

[woofmarkthedog]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> I believe I've just won Willy-Woof - prize(s)

> please.

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Sorry..

This is the W**FLottery

Not ????? vs LM gambling

You are now....

"in Nidd"

W**F

[Cat in a Hot Tin Bus]

oh so lucky cat get second chance at doggy style lottery

waves paw and produce fortune cookie with number 6 "I am not a number I am a free cat"

[Ladymuck]

OY!!! Don't give me that...where's my prize you useless good-for-nothing lump of knotted mangy flea-infested fur!!???

With rotten teeth and cesspit breath to boot!

Give me the dosh NOW!!!!

In Nidd indeed - Narnia, Katie8729 etc. may be prepared to tolerate this tosh, but I aint havin it...no such place as "in Nidd". Now hand it over or else....

[DJKillaQueen]

Unfortunately the gaming commission have declared the lottery as null and void because it would seem that woof does not hold the required licence!

Very bad woof.

I just knew it was a scam all along >:D<

[karter]

you better hand over the dosh to LM woof or she will av you. charlies bus looks very impressive so deserves a prize too.(tu)

i would just like to erm win, something...

[woofmarkthedog]

Piff....

Winners play by the rules & you have to be in it to win it

"Marshall Mellow" our resident number generator ( he's a bloody clever guinea pig ) will "select" the winners on Friday nite

"Inn Nidders" have till 7pm to comply

Good luck to everyone

Prieszes* are collectable from secret LSL locations ( tbc )

W**F

*may vary in quality & value

[ianr]

Experiments have demonstrated that human beings are not very good at generating or selecting numbers randomly. What makes you think a guinea pig will be any better?

[Ladymuck]

It is not OK to lose (Homer Simpson).

[woofmarkthedog]

ianr Wrote:

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> Experiments have demonstrated that human beings

> are not very good at generating or selecting

> numbers randomly. What makes you think a guinea

> pig will be any better?

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Well, we'll see...

* re- wraps turban, pours water on sauna stones *

( jeezus, it's hot in here )

Anyway, who cares about human ability re random number selection. If "Marshall Mellow" can drive me back from the dentist, then I'm sure he's perfectly qualified to make the draw on Friday

Ian, have you made your selection yet?

* beats skin with fir tree branch *

W**F

[DJKillaQueen]

How many numbers can we have? because I only have one at the moment :-S

[ianr]

>Anyway, who cares about human ability re random number selection. If "Marshall Mellow" can drive me

>back from the dentist, then I'm sure he's perfectly qualified to make the draw on Friday

Ah, but will he take the rest of us to the cleaners, Ha ha, LOL, LOL, smiley, etc :).

>Ian, have you made your selection yet?

1729

[woofmarkthedog]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> How many numbers can we have? because I only have

> one at the moment :-S

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Two DJKQ...

Though I'm going to award you a bonus "Pick" from the reserve pool

" Go ahead & triple pick your balls "

W**F

[TheArtfulDogger]

new balls please umpire !

[DJKillaQueen]

Yippee.....I will take 1000 and 2000 respectively.

[woofmarkthedog]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> Yippee.....I will take 1000 and 2000 respectively.

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OK DJKQ

1K & 2K

http://rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com/4720500/4720900_55be_625x1000.jpghttp://shop.2000adonline.com/images/product_full/sdtr.jpg

"They're in the hat Sista... "

W**F

[RosieH]

Must they be whole numbers? It doesn't say.

If not, can I have pi(e) please. It's my very very favourite.

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Must they be whole numbers? It doesn't say.

>

> If not, can I have pi(e) please. It's my very

> very favourite.

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Well Rosie..

You ( & only you ) could have 3 & 4 (whole numbers)as a lucky pair .

Narnia tried pi & rightly ended up "in Nidd" though he was pushing his luck elsewhere

Should "Marshall Mellow" pick pi , then I'm sure we can sort out a " Bonus super prieaze* "

Lastly, good luck Rosie

"They're in the draw & on the board"

*polishes numerical balls *

W**F

[karter]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Must they be whole numbers? It doesn't say.

>

> If not, can I have pi(e) please. It's my very

> very favourite.

I was thinking the same. Can i have 0.1489361 please. It is that time again.

[RosieH]

Dammit, didn't wade through all the gazillions of posts to see whether pie was already in there.

It is a tasty little number though, whether steak or cherry, with gravy or custard, puff or shortcrust, plate or deepdish.

Anyway, 3 and 4 I will take - together they make 7 - and everyone who believes in things like numbers knows that that is lucky.

[karter]

i will also take no. 13 please. ta mate.

[Narnia]

What's wrong with pushing luck W**f? Isn't that what a Flottery is all about? Can I go back to Nidd now? I like it there!

[HonaloochieB]

OIH, WMTD STOP COCKING ABOUT!

Where's my 71 going in all of this?

[HonaloochieB]

And in your reply I want an up to date picture of Ian Hunter.

It may mollify me to an extent.