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huncamunca

huncamunca

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He is sorry apparently



Sorry that the church has had to pay hundred of millions to its victims


Sorry that Brand Vatican is sullied & is longer longer getting the fresh meat it needs to remain afloat


Sorry that his orchestrated campaign of omerta has been revealed


Sorry that people are begining to realise that whilst having 10 kids may make you a good catholic, it means you live in the gutter


Sorry that better education means people think for themselves


Sorry that women are getting a bit uppity about their place in society



and continues to urge solidarity with the priests.


* slow handclap*


The noncemaster general speaks.


Keep it up mate, that hole you are digging just gets deeper

PennyDreadful

PennyDreadful

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Sergeant Buzfuz - great south London band - are bringing out a series of songs covering the entire history of the papacy - check out



(I also heartily recommend Part 4, which boasts a truly magnificent bassline and the striking opening couplet 'Anacletus the Second liked to rape nuns / His sister was the mother of some of his sons'...)

berryberry

berryberry

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So, Here is one I wish the world knew...


Working backstage at the bafta awards this year I got into a conversation with Nicholas Holt, his agent and a nameless bafta representative. Turns out Nicholas Holt is to begin filming the next mad max film in 2011 in Rome. The Bafta rep lives in Rome and is best friends with the POPE'S BOYFRIEND! No word of a lie, the current pope has had a male lover for a few decades and the pope and lover own a house in Rome. Nick was invited to visit as apparently the pope and his lover would love to meet him as they appreciate fine young men. Nick responded politely. I smiled and nodded and tried not to laugh or cry. I made some enquiries and apparently the aid who advised the pope that the uk is like the third world is the other half. Brilliant.


This needs to be outted as not only can I not stand the homophobic nazi paedo twat but this is just too hypocritical.


Anyway, you never heard it from me.

legalbeagle

legalbeagle

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Many people find the teachings of the Catholic church deeply offensive. Chacun a son gout, don't you think?


I DEFINITELY want a Benedictaphone. I mean who wouldn't find that handy? And it's a key ring too. http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/benedictaphone-talking-pope-keyring.html


Bostin!


Edited to say I didn't look at the beginning of this thread, cos it's just tooooo long, so didn't know there were already links to memorabilia! So happy. Ordering Benedictaphone right now!

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