Binning my girlfriend

[Sheepdog]

Which restaurant would people suggest is the best in ED for giving one's girlfriend the old heave-ho? Obviously one doesn't want to make it too expensive, or be so cathedral-quiet that people might notice a scene.

[jctg]

MacDonalds. In Peckham. Or Burger King.

[oilworker]

barcelonas up near harvester - two tapas + two bottles of Sol should see the job done for under twenty quid. They often have the footy on as well so u can stay behind and watch that once shes gone so the evenings not a complete write off. Why not just do it by txt or on her Facebook message board??

[peckhamboy]

Or just let slip your username on here and then leave the computer on this page. Avoids creating a scene in public.

[KidKruger]

I always considered the 'binning' (hate that term, so derogatory IMO!) activity is best done intimately and therefore in private.

I would HATE to be binned by someone I loved in a restaurant where other people were sat nearby and then feel obliged to disguise my upset for the benefit of the other customers !

Good luck.

[legalbeagle]

[Oh ok then, I'll take the bait. Feeling scrappy today anyway.]

Sheepdog, just grow a pair you big wuss! The only reason for ending a relationship in public is to try to stifle the other persons reaction so you get off lightly.

Sit her down at home, say what you need to say, and take what's coming like a man.

End of.

[Narnia]

I'll phone her for you for a bottle of wine, to save you the trouble!

[waynetta]

Why are you ending it?

[jctg]

she's probably like so 2-faced.

[Narnia]

waynetta Wrote:

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> Why are you ending it?

This is exactly the sort of question you can avoid for a bottle of wine Sheepdog.

[DJKillaQueen]

I'm with KK anmd LB. Have some respect for the woman Sheepdog.

[KidKruger]

Perhaps Sheepdog hasn't got the option to to do a private and discrete 'binning' due to them both living in shared accomodation which they cannot be sure of having to themselves.

In this case I'd go for a walk somewhere or perhaps stroll around the South Bank and offer the option to eat together somewhere afterwards (after discussing the break-up) as a start to the friendship you may wish to foster going forward. Assuming you were friends with your partner already.

[karter]

KK, you are such a gentleman. :)

[Loz]

Good grief - dumping someone in public? No way. If she's gonna cry loudly and call you a b'stard, she'll do it anyway. Better to not have an audience.

Anyway, I believe the modern method is via text. :))

In cyberspace, no one can hear her scream. And swear. And cry and rant.

[computedshorty]

Take her for a stroll down Southend Pier, drink your bottle of wine, when you have told her she can push you off into the sea, and then she can put a message in the bottle giving notice of a vcancy as she is now available again.

[waynetta]

Tell her there's bad news and there's good news.

The bad news is your dumping her.

The good news is you've got cancer of the balls and your nob is going to drop off anyway.

[skidmarks]

You?re going to look a bastard, so you might as well go the whole hog and be a total bastard by shagging her and then dumping her afterwards.

[waynetta]

He could go one step further by shagging her,letting her cook him dinner and borrowing money from her then dumping her.

[KidKruger]

Then telling her he's got AIDS, just to top the occasion ?

[waynetta]

And that he was shagging her mum as well.

[DJKillaQueen]

Hmmm she's definitely well rid if you ask me lol.

[louisiana]

Sheepdog Wrote:

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> Which restaurant would people suggest is the best

> in ED for giving one's girlfriend the old

> heave-ho? Obviously one doesn't want to make it

> too expensive, or be so cathedral-quiet that

> people might notice a scene.

This sounds like a job for Domino's Pizza.

Which is probably your kind of 'restaurant'. Unless of course you're a turkey twizzler kind of arsehole.

[HAL9000]

After you've dumped her, don't forget to run up behind her and nick her hat!

[daizie]

SUGGESTION. Try a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take her from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for .

[SeanMacGabhann]

Daizie ? you sure you aren?t waynetta?