Binning my girlfriend

[KidKruger]

Sheepdog - where the heck are you ??!

Emerson - Life skills:

Breathing

Eating

Shitting

Mating

[Jah Lush]

Just read through this thread. Opening poster lights blue touch paper and stands well back never to be seen again. It's a load of cak.

Ati... sorry Emerson starting to show true colours.

['bout now]

jrussell=sheepdog

Its all in the papers, next Janufeb, honest.

[Emerson Crane]

KidKruger Wrote:

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> Sheepdog - where the heck are you ??!

>

> Emerson - Life skills:

> Breathing

> Eating

> Shitting

> Mating

Kruger, you obviously lead a rich and fulfilling life and I envy you.

[Ladymuck]

"Binning" a human being?

Crikey. Can vocabulary get more contemptible and degrading than that?

[*Bob*]

I like to think of it more as 'recycling'

[Jah Lush]

Dumping?

[Emerson Crane]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> Emerson, I don't think you can win this one.

Is it a contest then? Damn, no cuddly toy for me then. Bugger.

[Emerson Crane]

Loz Wrote:

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> Emerson Crane Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > No I'm married and possess life/social

> > skills.

>

> Well, you certainly know how to make friends...

Shame you're not among them, I'm cut to the quick.

[Emerson Crane]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> "Binning" a human being?

>

>

> Crikey. Can vocabulary get more contemptible and

> degrading than that?

Yes it's not nice is it, still I think the author of the thread is looking to provoke and shock more than anything else.

[Loz]

Emerson Crane Wrote:

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> Loz Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Emerson Crane Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > No I'm married and possess life/social

> > > skills.

> >

> > Well, you certainly know how to make friends...

>

> Shame you're not among them, I'm cut to the quick.

I like to think I have higher standards than that.

[waynetta]

FELLAS Keep a pile of bricks together with the names and addresses of all your ex-girlfriends next to the telly so that if your lottery numbers come up you can go straight round their houses and put their windows in. It will serve them right for dishing the dirt on you in the papers later that week, which they're bound to do.

[KalamityKel]

Haha!

[louisiana]

Emerson Crane Wrote:

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> Ted Max Wrote:

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> -----

> > > Really??? Wow, you learn something new

> everyday.

> > I've touched a raw nerve here. Someone asking

> how

> > to conduct their lives on an internet forum is

> > clearly as addictive as watching reality shows

> > such as the x factor and BB for you,

> >

> > You seem angry, Emerson, and not a little

> > confused. Has someone dumped you in public

> > recently?

>

> Angry? no, confused, how so? Please expalin

> yourself. No I'm married and possess life/social

> skills. How about you? Do you have a partner, or

> are you unloved.

Your post came across as veeery veeery angry. Upset. Or p'haps no communication skills.

[KalamityKel]

gawd ur such girls!

[Emerson Crane]

louisiana Wrote:

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>Or p'haps no communication skills.

Which is why I feel right at home here on the EDF. B)

[minkturtle]

...

[karter]

Doesn't look like sheepdog made it out alive.

[Narnia]

He probably had some trials to attend to.

[katie1997]

Narnia Wrote:

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> He probably had some trials to attend to.

Brilliant narnia, that made me laugh out loud :)

[karter]

RIP, Sheepdog. Only 2 dogs left on this forum now.

[Captain Scarlet]

Sheepdog Wrote:

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> Which restaurant would people suggest is the best

> in ED for giving one's girlfriend the old

> heave-ho? Obviously one doesn't want to make it

> too expensive, or be so cathedral-quiet that

> people might notice a scene.

Thought there for the minute you was killing your gilfriend and chopping her up...sorry Dexter fan!

[Ms_Lilith]

Disappeared without a trace....

Anyone noticed any newly single ladies in the area with a new patio by any chance?

[ImpetuousVrouw]

Lol!

[Ladymuck]

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