Things I've never done....

[????]

Thrown a sicky

Read Proust

Stood at the very top of a mountain

A speedball

[Moos]

Bought the Guardian (I'm looking at you, you know who you are!)

Coke

Been to South America or Australasia

Cooked a roast

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Seen Jaws

Drunk Tequila

Had a tattoo

Won an egg and spoon race

[RosieH]

Ortolan

Learned to drive

A vodka luge

Read Dan Brown

[MrBen]

Aberdeen

Dusseldorf

Belfast

Jersey

[Mick Mac]

???? Wrote:

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> Thrown a sicky

> Read Proust

> Stood at the very top of a mountain

> A speedball

How do you define throwing a sicky? I have never taken a day off as sick when completely well - but I have taken a sick day when not feeling too good in the morning but by mid afternoon I have found I actually feel not so bad and then regretted having taken the day off.

Having said that I have not had a day off sick as any description for a couple of years - its just not worth it - its better to be seen as dedicated and struggle in, no matter how bad you feel.

[silverfox]

Bit negative this thread. Why not re-name - things I've yet to do

[Mick Mac]

Asked silverfox...

[Saila]

Broken a bone

Eaten a mcdonald's burger

Alton Towers

Thought Brad Pitt was fit

[silverfox]

Saila said:

"...Eaten a mcdonald's burger..."

You've never lived. How can you possibly reject/condone Anglo-Saxon neo-imperialism if you haven't tried it. People in Bejing and Moscow are chomping as we speak.

[waynetta]

Been to prison

Smoked crack

Had sex with a Chinaman.

Been to a forum drinks.

[Narnia]

Posted by: Mick Mac Yesterday, 11:19PM

???? Wrote:

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> Thrown a sicky

> Read Proust

> Stood at the very top of a mountain

> A speedball

How do you define throwing a sicky? I have never taken a day off as sick when completely well

What about the morning you were pissed in 1992 (20 years ago) and didn't go in? How do you classify that?

[Keef]

Been travelling on my own.

[jollybaby]

Watched star wars

Had a threesome

Eaten tinned tuna

[woofmarkthedog]

Murdered my Mother ( very tempted but....)

Been Incarcerated

Incinerated my teeth in a furnace

Shaved a beaver badger

W**F

[felt-tip]

licked my elbow

[waynetta]

Licked my arse.

[DulwichFox]

Eaten Beetroot

Fell off a cliff

Swam the channel

been to Scotland

[Narnia]

Attained enlightenment on a regular basis

Eat a prawn

[giggirl]

Had a cup of tea

Watched an episode of Strictly X Factor got Talent on Ice

Had sex in any mode of moving transport

Sustained downward dog without falling

[Captain Scarlet]

Robbed a Bank

Bungee jumping

run in a marathon

group sex

[Mick Mac]

that was a days holiday.

Narnia Wrote:

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> Posted by: Mick Mac Yesterday, 11:19PM

>

>

> ???? Wrote:

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> > Thrown a sicky

> > Read Proust

> > Stood at the very top of a mountain

> > A speedball

>

>

> How do you define throwing a sicky? I have never

> taken a day off as sick when completely well

> What about the morning you were pissed in 1992 (20

> years ago) and didn't go in? How do you classify

> that?

[Narnia]

Yeah right!

[RosieH]

Following a misunderstanding regarding a Facebook post, (and given that everyone's getting sexy on here), I should like to add to my list:

Had sex with twins

[Huguenot]

Shagging a nurse.... doh! Everyone's done that. :(