The Rampant Rabbit

[dulwichmum]

*faints*

[RosieH]

karter Wrote:

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> If you want to call girls lesbians ok but why use

> big rubber...

For the same reason that men who aren't homosexual often enjoy a little PR exam.

[Huguenot]

*observes that we've now sunk so low that daylight is no longer apparent through the murky waters of our conversational abyss*

[Ms_Lilith]

Hi DJKillaQueen,

A Rampant Rabbit may seem like the most desirable to you at the moment, but have a look at this beauty instead! Violet Wand

[karter]

Hugue, turn around dude, bend over and prepare to meet your rabbit. (not mine of course)

[Huguenot]

A violet wand was apparently used as a torture device by the Chicago Police in the 70s and 80s. I'd prefer not to take a PR exam with one of those!! ::o

[karter]

RosieH Wrote:

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> For the same reason that men who aren't homosexual

> often enjoy a little PR exam.

really RosieH, known many of those men have you?

[binary_star]

If you want to call girls lesbians ok

No-one is calling all girls lesbians, or are you actually referring to the gay ones? What else would you have us call them?

Maybe it's just the way I'm reading them, but some of your posts seem to be taking on a bit of a sinister undertone. And the smileys aren't helping: http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,577117,577872#msg-577872

[felt-tip]

Look at this guy having fun with a Rampant Rabbit. It's a big one too!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VE6j6FWKRC0/SegkLvrl9oI/AAAAAAAAAkg/OHlPCArpGMY/s400/giant-rabbit2.jpg

[giggirl]

I'm not sure I know what a PR exam is, but if it is what I think it is then come on guys, you know you love it.

Px

[felt-tip]

some men don't - seriously. I have mates who are all like 'that's an exit - not an entrance.'

these people tend to be slightly dim public school boys. probably bad memories.

[JoelWX]

I worked in ann summers and can quite easily say that the way it made my hand feel when i demonstrated it, i wished i was a woman. hahah

[woofmarkthedog]

I think it's time to say....

* drum roll *

"BIG PINK WILLY"

W**F

[DJKillaQueen]

LOL...woof...where have you been?...we've missed you!

[MrBen]

I can safely say that...I'm hung like a rabbit.

[Ms_Lilith]

Reckon the Rampant Rabbit could take this one on..... http://fetteredpleasures.com/product/fists_and_hands/prodDD047.html

:P

[dulwichmum]

STOP THIS FILTH NOW (stomps foot)

[DJKillaQueen]

Women are always worse than men for filth....:))

[Ms_Lilith]

;)

[Huguenot]

"Women are always worse than men for filth..."

Whatever the historical precedent for patriarchy, there's every evidence that in the modern era women are overcompensating with a complete rejection of social decorum.

After all, there isn't a thread here entitled 'chopped liver'.

I'm guessing this thread is here because of a social weakness - an insecurity with sexuality that means women need to keep stating it to complete strangers... "I have a vagina"

The only thing I can assure you, is that like a tourette's sufferer at Hyde Park Corner, listing names for the female pudenda and the various items you can abuse it with to people you've never met is unlikely to give you any closure.

Like playing the 'cock' game in the pub, it'll only result in short lived screechy hysteria and a vague feeling that you've let yourself down.

Take your accessory, give it a name if you will, and know that in your private 'confidence' you will take more pride and succour than in a decade of fanny threads on the EDF.

*normally places winky icon here, but other people's vehemence seem to have deprived me of the pleasure*

[ImpetuousVrouw]

The fact that the majority of women have never experienced an orgasm, is reason enough to openly discuss women's sexuality often and publicly, in my opinion.

Whenever sex is discussed, however, you will always get the tittery or vulgar reaction from some, but that is not a reason to stop discussion. When people become more comfortable with talking about women's sexuality, there might be less of that kind of thing.

[felt-tip]

the majority of women have never had an orgasm?

although I fully believe that to be the case with the few fair maidens that I have engaged in congress with I can't believe that it is the case generally.

[Keef]

Certainly not in the UK!

[Huguenot]

Surely that's a 1950's argument belatedly chucked out 50 years later?

If you're a woman born post '68 I stuggle to believe that you're still in a corset?

[DJKillaQueen]

Unless we ask every woman out there we'll never know for sure!

Personally I have no weakness in regards to my own sexuality and actually the ability to discuss those matters is not a sign of waekness at all, but a sign of ease. On the whole, it isn't women that commit rape, sexually abuse children, use prostitutes (although I personally have no problem with that) - and have a disporportionate fear of homosexuality.