brum Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 My daughter had a friend for a sleepover on Saturday night. Naively I agreed that her friend's 6 month old King Charles puppy could stay as well. Cute and fluffy though she was, I discovered too late that she wasn't fully house-trained... fucking poo all over my kitchen floor... AND she had a gammy tummy so it was huge, runny and the fucking stench made me heave... THEN as I was cleaning that up, she fucking pissed all along my hallway carpet. AND just for good measure, in the morning I awoke to find she had started menstruating all over my beds and furniture. The girls had a great time though. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpc Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Er, thanks for sharing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Pass the sick bag, Alice. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Brum, you must post more often.Nette.:-S Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 *falls off chair laughing*Sorry brum. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Thats puppy love Brum, good job she wasnt teething, your nuckles would be down to the bone,let alone the furniture. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 ..and just to add, I suspect I know the reason for her gammy tummy. On her return from an earlier toilet visit to my garden (which she didn't take advantage of, incidentally) I noticed she was carrying something large in her mouth and was happily chewing on it. She refused to let go of it and I struggled to see what it was, so eventually I prized open her jaws - and a half-eaten piece of poo dropped out. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 That'll teach you not to use the toilet! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acumenman Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 ...and you thought dog ownership was a breeze....I think the owner's offspring should have cleaned up the mess of her pet and if she was incapable she should not have an animal that is beyond her capabilities.Dogs are a full time gig and gippy tummies and various messes to be cleaned up are all part of the wonderful package of dog ownership.That particular breed's longevity is around four years, due to inbreeding. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 And there's me thinking this was a thread about boobs. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 I was waiting for the first person to mention boobs. You didn't let me down babe x Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawbs Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Welcome to my world Brum, I have a 24 month old Cavvie and she is still pooing and peeing in the house, we have literally just instigated something that seems to be working and we have tried everything!! It is far more tolerable when your dog as you have the love for it but when it is someone else's!! x Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karter Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Shit. There's me thinking this was about drawing class. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 ...I couldn't eat a whole one.Oh come on, someone had to. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/15647-i-love-puppies-but/#findComment-408692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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