ruffers Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 (Did this ages ago elsewhere, no matter)Let's hear your favourite punchlines, no need for the rest of the joke though..Just the punchline!"It's started.""Yes, it is a trifle bazaar". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Fine idea for a thread.'I can't. You're married... and these shoes are suede' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421056 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablogrande Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 I asked for an orange instead of a head Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 And you think I wanted a 12 inch pianist? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandNewGuy Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 "If I'd have known you'd give me five hundred quid, I'd have taken my tights off..." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Samson was out in the fields one day grinding his wife Delilah, when a shower of Shittites came over the hill and he slew them with the arse bone of a giraffe Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 The seven C's on Rye. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Hot Cross Buns Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 It's effin Freezing! (Clue, joke about a baby polar bear.) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 "First I'm going to open the window." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 This dog is not that shaggy. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_carnell Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 A stick. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffers Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 "Supplies!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
siousxiesue Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 'I can see your house from here!' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oilworker Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 "Awful!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 That's right. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pablogrande Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Why would a circus need a plasterer? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 The peasants are revolting! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 "If she can find her way home by herself, don't shag her." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 "No thanks. If three double whiskies doesn't get rid of the taste, nothing will." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msgee Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 "nice t*ts missus- now where d'you want these blinds?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karter Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 "forget the nappies just take the baby" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 " not if you don't mind my wife throwing up! " Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 "It is but put it away there's policeman coming". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgley Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 "Don't call me Shirley" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/16366-just-the-punchline/#findComment-421734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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