Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Didn't they used to be quite clever ?


So far, the following make me wish to increase my alchohol consumption/gnash-my-teeth/kill-the-makers.


1. The Littlewoods ad:

Just fk right off. Yes it hits every button, such as: Scream expletives now, smash the TV & comit arson.


2. The Uncle Bens ad:

A man throws a pack of rice into a naturally occurring hot spring, it then flys back out as the hot water spouts upward and is caught by a bloke with a tray.

Strap line: Cooks perfectly in 10 minutes even if you don't have a geyser/geezer in the house.



Jesus h Christ, some (wan-ky ad exec) body sat there and thought of that up, then pitched it to the client, who then fobbed it off on us.


Note to Uncle Bens.

I am not a moron, I will never (underlined) buy your stupid product. I'd rather have Krispy-Kreme doughnuts rammed up my rear end by a Stevie Wonder impersonator driving a dodgem car.

I hope you choke on your own products while watching the Littlewoods ad.



Other than that, I HATE YOU.


NETTE:X

Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/20542-adverts/
Share on other sites

It's those lovey dovey baby ads for companies like johnsons that really bug me. "make every bath time special" crap who ever has a "special" time bathing their devil child? There's no smiles from loving parents in this house and the happy giggling cheekiness of little monster is only the result of them having soaked the bathroom floor and those assisting in the bathing after "splashing" around rather energetically. Would be better to compare the experience wiv de-fleaing one of them long haired canine beasts whilst holding a toffee apple!
Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/20542-adverts/#findComment-500121
Share on other sites

Another John Lewis/Smiths sync - great news for Mozza and Marr - and another one of those song choices that absolutely sucks satan's cock at anything below surface level.


Should go down a storm with the same type of planks who pick the psycho-stalking classic Every Breath You Take as their first dance at their wedding.

Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/20542-adverts/#findComment-500222
Share on other sites

I knocked down a stud wall in my kitchen last night and found an old copy of the London Evening News in the plaster.


The following advert can be found in the classifieds section of the March 12th 1974 edition and it is reproduced without alteration below:



LIKE TRAVELLING?

"Girl Friday" to assist Executive. Must be willing to travel extensively throughout Europe. Good typing ability. Must be versatile, aged 20-30 and attractive with pleasant personality. Send telephone number with resume to: Box 7110

Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/20542-adverts/#findComment-500536
Share on other sites

adverts are generally shit.... but at least they're over in 30 seconds ..... I looked at what was on the telly last night between 8 and 9 .... masterchef , feck off! kirstie bloody alsopp fannying around with mosaic, feck off! women trying to park cars,feck off! waterloo road, feck off! .. come on do me a favour.


9 o' clock came and thank god for frozen planet.:))

Link to comment
https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/20542-adverts/#findComment-500543
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Latest Discussions

    • The current wave of xenophobia is due to powerful/influential people stirring up hatred.  It;'s what happened in the past, think 1930s Germany.  It seems to be even easier now as so many get their information from social media, whether it is right or wrong.  The media seeking so called balance will bring some nutter on, they don't then bring a nutter on to counteract that. They now seem to turn to Reform at the first opportunity. So your life is 'shite', let;s blame someone else.  Whilst sounding a bit like a Tory, taking some ownership/personal responsibility would be a start.  There are some situations where that may be more challenging, in deindustrialised 'left behind' wasteland we can't all get on our bikes and find work.  But I loathe how it is now popular to blame those of us from relatively modest backgrounds, like me, who did see education and knowledge as a way to self improve. Now we are seen by some as smug liberals......  
    • Kwik Fit buggered up an A/C leak diagnosis for me (saying there wasn't one, when there was) and sold a regas. The vehicle had to be taken to an A/C specialist for condensor replacement and a further regas. Not impressed.
    • Yes, these are all good points. I agree with you, that division has led us down dangerous paths in the past. And I deplore any kind of racism (as I think you probably know).  But I feel that a lot of the current wave of xenophobia we're witnessing is actually more about a general malaise and discontent. I know non-white people around here who are surprisingly vocal about immigrants - legal or otherwise. I think this feeling transcends skin colour for a lot of people and isn't as simple as, say, the Jew hatred of the 1930s or the Irish and Black racism that we saw laterally. I think people feel ignored and looked down upon.  What you don't realise, Sephiroth, is that I actually agree with a lot of what you're saying. I just think that looking down on people because of their voting history and opinions is self-defeating. And that's where Labour's getting it wrong and Reform is reaping the rewards.   
    • @Sephiroth you made some interesting points on the economy, on the Lammy thread. Thought it worth broadening the discussion. Reeves (irrespective of her financial competence) clearly was too downbeat on things when Labour came into power. But could there have been more honesty on the liklihood of taxes going up (which they have done, and will do in any case due to the freezing of personal allowances).  It may have been a silly commitment not to do this, but were you damned if you do and damned if you don't?
Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...