Strange bottles full of orange liquid

[RonaldJaybo]

It's a guy who lives on Ivanhoe Road. He's pissing into bottles and then putting berocca tablets in them. Mystery solved guys.

[DulwichFox]

herrd Wrote:

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> Foxy, the bottles were there long before this

> thread made it to EDF...

That's My very Point...

People do things to get Publicity.

Who ever is doing this knows this.

Thinks they are like 'Banksy'

people here are treating them like Banksy

Last time I will post on the subject.

Fox

[herrd]

people here are treating them like Banksy

Last time I will post on the subject.

Fox

No, unless I'm mistaken, most people here are treating him/her like a prat who pisses in bottles in a mildly disgusting/perplexing manner, and it happens to be amusing to post about. Banksy? Sounds like you're the one elevating urine to art. Maybe get a job on the Turner Prize judging panel?

[computedshorty]

Bottles on Display

I thought that we can catch this man,

so I sat down and devised this plan.

I will park my Camper near to the wall,

To keep my calm and not loose my cool.

It's getting dusk so hard to see clearly,

must keep awake and not get dreary.

Here comes a car, it came to a stop.

his car is in the way I can?t see a lot

Peeping out from behind my curtain,

just what he is doing I cant be certain..

He has come up to the door of my van,

I wonder then, what is now his plan.

A knock on the door, I have no choice,

I must open, as I can hear his voice.

He stood there holding onto my door,

To face him, I could fall through the floor.

?Excuse me lady, sorry to disturb tonight?

? I have got no empty bottles for my plight.?

? I really don't know what else I can do,?

Do you think I could use your Campers Loo?

[Vick]

They tell you exactly were you are. "Welcome to Dulwich" the bottles proclaim! You're in (Urine) East Dulwich.

[bloonoo]

update: props to the person leaving this note, wonder if it'll help...maybe they should get a photo of the driver and stick it up there too

[Au'Lait]

I haven't seen the bottles in person, let alone smelled them but that latest photo looks to me more like used oil than pee..

[ChristopherH]

thats never pee in the comfort bottle!

[MaxA200]

Can someone explain what this pee bottles is about.

I guess is about p.....y

Young pet white dark hairy fur blue eyes

Was worrying to see poor animal. Didn't want to tell

me who did it but is this what I saw this poor little thing

hidding her tummy. Probably is not black fur but the opposite !

who knows.

[Only me!]

Assuming that the bottles do contain Pee? (& I am not offering to do a test ... smell, taste ... or otherwise!)

what law/by-law is actually being broken?

Littering? Certainly.

Anti-Social Behaviour? Almost certainly.

But is there a specific regulation about human waste (as yet unproven) being dumped in the street?

It seems that gentle polite ribbing has not deterred the culprit yet, so what actually can be done to make the point in a way that will be taken seriously?

As it really needs to stop. Any hint of warm weather or spillage will make this a very unpleasant habit.

[computedshorty]

Why not make it easy for the Cabbie?

Please do not object to the Planning Application that refers to Worlingham Road Junction.

[Forest Hiller]

I'm pretty sure I saw similar bottles in Forest Hill when I was out for my run yesterday..? Hope this East Dulwich phenomenon isn't spreading down here

[sandyman]

Must have been a Comfort Break

ChristopherH Wrote:

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> thats never pee in the comfort bottle!

[tarafitness]

ChristopherH Wrote:

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> thats never pee in the comfort bottle!

No, the comfort bottle arrived a couple of days before the others did...

I suspect the comfort bottle was left by somebody entirely different... perhaps someone who read this thread and wanted to add to the problem?

what a joker *sigh*

[arsmith]

now seen peckham rye way too - oglander road. intriguing

[maria]

I love this thread as I thought the same to and as they often get dumped on my doorstep I would love to know what they contain. However curosity hasnt got the better of me.

Maybe its an art project!

[woodrot]

its cab driver kidney cider - decant one and check its bouquet

[woodrot]

nice

[maxtedc]

I've just seen three or four bottles under a tree on Oglander. I'm assuming they are the same ones arsmith (above) spotted.

[dubluke]

I reckon it's just a wind up merchant with berocca, this thread makes for jokes reading

[Thomas Micklewright]

ow what fun. keep the sightings coming!

[Jeremy]

I still don't think the colour's right for urine, even if the person was rather dehydrated. And all the bottles are full... does the driver keep the bottle in his car until it's full?

[benmorg]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> I still don't think the colour's right for urine,

> even if the person was rather dehydrated. And all

> the bottles are full... does the driver keep the

> bottle in his car until it's full?

Have a look at the colour of these ones:

http://mobile.corkindependent.com/news/newslistitem/4959

http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/lawshall_more_than_60_bottles_of_urine_found_in_suffolk_village_1_1182461

http://www.flickriver.com/groups/truckerbombs/pool/interesting/

http://www.flickr.com/groups/truckerbombs/pool/page2/

[maxxi]

I think the Cork lads have it right...

"There have also been rumours of the urine being used as fertiliser or indeed, as part of research into the generation of hydrogen fuel from the urine, but these are unconfirmed."

... yes, it's the ED green party R&D dept.

[benmorg]

maxxi Wrote:

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> I think the Cork lads have it right...

>

> "There have also been rumours of the urine being

> used as fertiliser or indeed, as part of research

> into the generation of hydrogen fuel from the

> urine, but these are unconfirmed."

>

> ... yes, it's the ED green party R&D dept.

I'm surprised ED's allotment owners aren't fighting over this stuff.. all those free nitrates. And if the cab driver has kidney disease or an STD, plenty veg-friendly other minerals too. And all 100% natural.