Perfume - one to call your very own

[wee quinnie]

I've just been down in Allders and Croydon, and was amazed to see them selling the following celebrity perfumes:

Alex Curran,

Jade Goody,

Chanelle out of BB, (you know the one who wants to be Posh spice)

Jordan

Other ludicrous people.

I am sure there were others, equally obscurc. Now, the question is: have i turned my back for 5 minutes, and suddenly everyone in the entire world has a perfume for sale? Why not me? Am I simply not orange-faced enough to merit one?

I propose then that everyone on the forum come up with a name for their own perfume. I thought first of all that the name "Buh!" summed me up to a tee, then I realised, No! My perfect perfume name would be.."Oui Oui".

For WEE Quinnie y'unnerstand.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Kissing Gate

[Ladygooner]

Eau de Emirates!

[mockney piers]

PompEAUs Git

[Brendan]

Oh the toilet.

[Ant]

For Me.

/obscure pun

[rifleman harris]

'arris

[Jah Lush]

Parfume de Booze N' Fags

[peckhamboy]

Eau de problem

[Annasfield]

Annas Annas (anais anais) :-S

[woodie]

I believe many of these products share the same 'odour' ingredient manufacturers.the same people that make the odours for

bleach products

burgers

domestic cleaning products

poilshes

list is endless.

[Ultraconsultancy]

Not only that, woodie, but they also make smells that induce unmediated euphoria, calm, and paranoia.

[lindylou]

Eaul'd lady

[Administrator]

L'eaunged

[PeckhamRose]

Eau dear god

[citizenED]

Dear Wee,

where can I get a bottle of Other Ludicrous People.?

[EDOldie]

De Crepid

[Michael Palaeologus]

It took Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms Administrator 2 hours and 21 minutes to think of that terrible pun. You could hear the cogs grinding.

Eau Mr Porter.

[fish]

Eau My God

[mockney piers]

Yeah, but it was very funny MP.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Oui, tres bonne!

[East Dulwich Angst]

Eau No!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Eau Good Grief

[East Dulwich Angst]

Eau-Der

[fish]

Eau S...!