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[HonaloochieB]

Dulwichmum if you start using 'Pon my Sam instead of OMG I promise you my undying fealty.

[Moos]

Keef, couldn't agree with you more. WTF.

[Brendan]

Yeah I know. WTF indeed?!?!?

Why don?t we start threads on equally gripping topics like, oh perhaps, the relative benefits of sensible shoes?

[mightyroar]

Hear hear. WTF. making the lounge look quite squalid.

[Cassius]

On some topics silence is golden.

[Ant]

Quite.

[annaj]

What you all said.

And what with the nasty tone in the ED section recently the forum has been a bit depressing...:'(

[Moos]

Yeah, everyone! We Are Keef's Peaceful And Slightly Prudish Army. Let's reclaim the Forum for the forces of good. I refuse to be driven away, I have 4000 posts to catch up with Sean to make...

[SeanMacGabhann]

Which, frankly, is 500 post closer than most sane people, young Dame Moos

Although Carnell has the bit between his teeth

[Moos]

Mr. Hannah is waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of me in the lunacy, I mean posting, stakes.

Luckily for me, 'posts that are worth the read' are not counted.

I like the idea of being Dame Moos. Off to put on hoops, a frilly gingham dress, a false bosom and a huge wig. Now Aladdin, come and help me with the laundry! I'm just a poor widow, you know..

[SeanMacGabhann]

oooh I didn't mean a panto Dame, love - the other kind

[Moos]

Damn, I was enjoying myself. Oh well, back to life as one of Britain's self-made aristocracy.

*secretly keeps the costume*

[Keef]

Moos Wrote:

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> We Are Keef's Peaceful And Slightly Prudish Army.

I'm not really prudish, and will talk filth with the best of them, but the threads on here recently have just been pathetic and playground like.

*Clears throat*

Dummmm d' daa da da daaaa daaaaa

Dummmm d' daa da da daaaa daaaaa

I'm gonna fight 'em all,

An east dulwich army couldn't hold me back.

[Moos]

No, I know you aren't Keef, wasn't being very serious. Just a bit of a pre-emptive strike in case one of the Genitalia Mob got cross.

But you know what - you've got an army now! Pretty cool, I'd say. What can we do for you o General my General?

[david_carnell]

General? That's for those peace lovin' westerners.

Keef is surely now to be referred to as His Supreme Excellency, Keef the Merciless.

All Hail!

[Keef]

Cool!!! First we take Camberwell!!!

[Keef]

PS. I'll just sit up here in Sydenham so that I can survey the battle ground and direct the battle.

[SeanMacGabhann]

.. then we take Berlin

* nods in Marmora Man's direction *

[HonaloochieB]

Now I've got the Jennifer Warnes version stuck in my head.

Good.

[Moos]

Not sure I get the Marmora Man reference? I'm sure it can't be what it seems.

[Keef]

I know, lets take Clapham! That'll teach the gits! Then we can relocate North Peckham to Clapham just for a giggle!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Moos: When keef said "first we take Camberwell", it was close enough to the line "first we take Manhattan" from the Leonard Cohen track of the same name - so I just added the second line and nodded in MM's direction as he is a big Laughing Len fan...

[Marmora Man]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> Moos: When keef said "first we take Camberwell",

> it was close enough to the line "first we take

> Manhattan" from the Leonard Cohen track of the

> same name - so I just added the second line and

> nodded in MM's direction as he is a big Laughing

> Len fan...

Did you hear his interview with mark Lawson last week? Leonard Cohen - Interview & notes

[annaj]

Oh! Can I be in Keef's army? Please!

I'll set up a field hospital like the 4077 M*A*S*H and tend the wounded troups fresh from battle (or really quite strongly worded debate if we're going to fight this war the ED way)

[SeanMacGabhann]

no I didn't MM - cheers for the pointer!

Annaj - we are ALL in Keef's army. It's part of the registration T&C