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mockney piers Wrote:

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> There's a party just up the road I'm going to

> afterwards, so I may be able to duck my head in

> briefly.


Oh so now the truth comes out.

You start off all "I've got to go to a marriage lesson" then let slip you've got a party up the road, no doubt with your much cooler friends. I'm on to you mockney!

I did wonder the same but was so shocked by Mockney's blatant deception that I decided it simply couldn't be true...


Still Annaj's BD[tm] is on fire at the mo - we had better all be on best behaviour tonight


"no no - honestly I didn't have anything to drink during the week since I got back"


*punch* *glare*


"ouch, ok so maybe a tinnie or two"


*ninja punch *


"ouch ok ok my name is Sean and " etc etc

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Keefy my dear your not blonde :p


Bloody right I'm not, and I never suggested I was. I was merely saying that myself and my friend are both under 30 (just) males. we'll be the ones dishing the fags out to the once fit blonde before knobbing her in the loo :-S

I have no idea KK, but the idea of a catholic priest informing me of how I should conduct married life is pretty laughable.

3 hours tonight and 7...7!?!?!?!?! hours tomorrow. Is that how long the water boarding takes to brainwash me into believing? I guess so.

Keef man I'm getting so totally confoosed as to who or wot ur talking about... :-S

*having extremely blonde day* <--- proof of that being I was finking the wrong kind of braces when in discussion about "kissing" ... I did think my colleague was rather odd... :-$


mockney wot do Catholic priests know about marriage? :-S thought they were... u know... no I had better no say anymore fore fear of offending anyone ;-)


BRING ON THE BOOZE! :)-D

Ah...pre-marriage lessons. A captive audience, the chance to appear wise and kind, yet serious too. What man of the cloth could resist?


Ours took the opportunity to lecture us on the evils of homosexual marriages. Whether he had suspicions that one of us was not entirely as advertised on the packet, I don't know, but it seemed a strange thing to focus on.

Jah - quite.


Does seem to be a very strange thing to discuss I must say, maybe he just liked to preach...which would make sense I guess. At least we know he's happy in his work.


I'm 100% heathen so I'd rather not have to be within 100 miles of this nonsense, but Mrs Mockney wants it in her old parish church in Ireland, and once they have you by the short and curlies for a bit they do like to take advantage of that time. They've already tried to convert me the rotters, but I shall stay firm and true to my bloeved hurdy-gurdy-mushroom-man and shall have an extra long dance in the fungi fields to purge myself of the uncleanliness..

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