Next EDF Drinks - Tonight at The Uplands

[annaj]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> Sadly it would appear i'm at rolling pin school

> tonight, so I'll see you all in March :(

Surely, you'll need a drink afterwards?

[Annasfield]

I may turn up - I'll warn you in advance that it's likely I will already be rather inebriated :)-D

[AllyCat]

I'll be along later too - might be a bit late as I have earlier drinks too...look forward to seeing you all there!

[mockney piers]

There's a party just up the road I'm going to afterwards, so I may be able to duck my head in briefly.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I'm thinking I'll be there about 9ish

Has anyone who hasn't been before decided if they are coming or not? Come along people!

[KalamityKel]

Keefy my dear your not blonde :p

[annaj]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> There's a party just up the road I'm going to

> afterwards, so I may be able to duck my head in

> briefly.

Oh so now the truth comes out.

You start off all "I've got to go to a marriage lesson" then let slip you've got a party up the road, no doubt with your much cooler friends. I'm on to you mockney!

[mockney piers]

*gulp*

Oh my God!!! Look over there!!!! ---->

*scarpers*

[Jah Lush]

Hurrah! for Annaj and her secret policewoman's crystal ballshit detector.

[KalamityKel]

Wot is a "marriage lesson" anyway? :|

[SeanMacGabhann]

I did wonder the same but was so shocked by Mockney's blatant deception that I decided it simply couldn't be true...

Still Annaj's BD[tm] is on fire at the mo - we had better all be on best behaviour tonight

"no no - honestly I didn't have anything to drink during the week since I got back"

*punch* *glare*

"ouch, ok so maybe a tinnie or two"

*ninja punch *

"ouch ok ok my name is Sean and " etc etc

[Keef]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Keefy my dear your not blonde :p

Bloody right I'm not, and I never suggested I was. I was merely saying that myself and my friend are both under 30 (just) males. we'll be the ones dishing the fags out to the once fit blonde before knobbing her in the loo :-S

[mockney piers]

I have no idea KK, but the idea of a catholic priest informing me of how I should conduct married life is pretty laughable.

3 hours tonight and 7...7!?!?!?!?! hours tomorrow. Is that how long the water boarding takes to brainwash me into believing? I guess so.

[KalamityKel]

Keef man I'm getting so totally confoosed as to who or wot ur talking about... :-S

*having extremely blonde day* <--- proof of that being I was finking the wrong kind of braces when in discussion about "kissing" ... I did think my colleague was rather odd... :-$

mockney wot do Catholic priests know about marriage? :-S thought they were... u know... no I had better no say anymore fore fear of offending anyone ;-)

BRING ON THE BOOZE! :)-D

[SteveT]

6 hours to go

[Ted Max]

Ah...pre-marriage lessons. A captive audience, the chance to appear wise and kind, yet serious too. What man of the cloth could resist?

Ours took the opportunity to lecture us on the evils of homosexual marriages. Whether he had suspicions that one of us was not entirely as advertised on the packet, I don't know, but it seemed a strange thing to focus on.

[Keef]

Kel, don't worry about it.

(or read back through this page starting with ????'s post if you're that bothered).

[KalamityKel]

I was getting confoosed about "knobbing" AND "loos" :-S

[Jah Lush]

Talking of marriage. It's the February 29th and traditionally the ladies get to propose. I've had to turn down a few today already so be on your guard chaps. Duck n' dive.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I shall be looking ut for ladies on one knee ...

As Paul McCartney should have done on reflection.

[mockney piers]

Jah - quite.

Does seem to be a very strange thing to discuss I must say, maybe he just liked to preach...which would make sense I guess. At least we know he's happy in his work.

I'm 100% heathen so I'd rather not have to be within 100 miles of this nonsense, but Mrs Mockney wants it in her old parish church in Ireland, and once they have you by the short and curlies for a bit they do like to take advantage of that time. They've already tried to convert me the rotters, but I shall stay firm and true to my bloeved hurdy-gurdy-mushroom-man and shall have an extra long dance in the fungi fields to purge myself of the uncleanliness..

[Moos]

Sean (and everyone!)

I haven't been before, and I'm coming along. Only without the, er, knobbing, if that's all right.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

If I bring Terence my errant ex, will you all promise to be nice to him?

[KalamityKel]

No :))

[SeanMacGabhann]

good stuff moos (and very sensible too)

CWALD - is that Terence that I've met a few times? It's hard to be nice and/or nasty to him when he sits at the other side of the room all night!