david_carnell Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 ...to the Queen!??! You've got to be fecking joking. I'd rather swear allegiance to a Cornish pasty!What clown came up with this bright idea. Honestly, what do they think of school leavers in this country?And what are you going to do to me if I don't....? Eh?Pillocks, the lot of them. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 To me and mine;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Unsurprisingly this has had the daily mash treatment.School Leavers To Pledge Allegiance to Some Old Cow Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 *mumbles something about Americans and their "ideas"* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
paragon Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 This will definitely stop stabbings and train bombings. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Yeah, pledging allegiance to the monarchy I just what the disenfranchised need to make them feel needed. Perhaps they could arrange a weekly audience with the queen in Regents Park where the disaffected masses can gather to prostrate themselves before her. Nothing like some mass groveling to your oppressor to build community spirit. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 david_carnell Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> ...to the Queen!??! You've got to be fecking> joking. I'd rather swear allegiance to a Cornish> pasty!> > What clown came up with this bright idea.> Honestly, what do they think of school leavers in> this country?> > And what are you going to do to me if I don't....?> Eh?> > Pillocks, the lot of them.That would be that crazy guy, Lord Goldsmith. Apparently he's also considering awarding and MBE to each youngster who wears their baseball capthe right way round and possibly awarding knighthoods to youths who are prepared to hitch their trousers up.Obviously a forward-thinking mofo is Smith-E, and like totally down with the kids. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Word! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassius Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I'd rather pull my fingernails out.Anyway aren't we meant to be subjects not citizens.............? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Word indeed, Brendan my fellow OG. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Subject of her maj but citizens of the EU. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Lord Blingsmith has said that if any youngsters refuse to cooperate, the local rozzers will marchthem to cash points and force them to cough up an ?80.00 fine, thereby combining two highly successful government initiatives.Blingy, he just loves it when a plan comes together. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
macroban Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I pledge allegiance to the Crystal Palace Tavern, and to the beer for which it stands... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 hear hear!(or is that here here? Asset?) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 What a superb idea. Big Union jack in the corner of the classroom next to the gold framed portrait of HRH Elizabeth II. On another wall, a map of the world, proudly displaying in red, the countries that our military currently occupy and in blue, the remnants of the British Empire that are not yet republics. At the end of every school day a rousing chorus of the national anthem followed by an orderly march down to the school gates. Within a year or two our children will become disciplined, respectful, courteous and prepared to lay down their lives if needed against the axis of evil. God save the Queen. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinder999 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 looks like the idea's been misrepresented in the media:Goldsmith defended his recommendations, saying the ceremonies need not necessarily involve an oath of allegiance to the Queen."It can be a pledge of commitment to the country; it can be a statement of what the rights and responsibilities of citizens are," he said. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 A teenage spokesman has issued the following statement."Myself and my members reject the notion of swearing an oath of allegiance to the queen on the groundsthat the others are all p*ss taking f@ckers and would never stop dissing us if they found out.However my members are open to the idea of swearing an oath towards her majesty and would be prepared to communally spit some lyrics to this effect.Any future negotiations would have to take place on this basis" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 SEX PISTOLS GOD SAVE THE QUEENGod save the QueenThe fascist regimeThey made you a moronPotential H-bombGod save the queenShe ain't no human beingThere is no futureIn England's dreamingDon't be told what you wantDon't be told what you needThere's no future, no future,No future for youGod save the queenWe mean it manWe love our queenGod savesGod save the queen'Cause tourists are moneyAnd our figureheadIs not what she seemsOh God save historyGod save your mad paradeOh Lord God have mercyAll crimes are paidWhen there's no futureHow can there be sinWe're the flowers in the dustbinWe're the poison in your human machineWe're the future, your futureGod save the queenWe mean it manWe love our queenGod savesGod save the queenWe mean it manAnd there is no futureIn England's dreamingNo future, no future,No future for youNo future, no future,No future for meNo future, no future,No future for youNo future, no futureFor you Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Why would I want to pledge an allegience to Queen - never gave a fig for that Freddie Mercury fella Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmora Man Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 tThis proves thwee Labour gov't has run out steam.Utter tosh, completely barking. Any right minded individual would reject this as totally not British. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I would watch what you say Citizen ?tis A Killer Queen after all,All thunderbolts and lighteningAnd very very frightening. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I think the queen shoul dpledge allegiance to me ffs Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
atila the gooner Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 And who will preside over the swearing of allegiance, Al Murray the pub landlord? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 First choice was Cat Deeley, but I think she's unavailable - so I think it's going to be Vernon Kay instead. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I got kicked out of Brownies at the age of 8 for refusing to swear an oath to the Queen. I told my daughter to just pretend when she went to Brownies tho, so she's learned it's ok to lie courtesy of oath swearing and her republican mummy! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2808-i-pledge-allegiance/#findComment-86355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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