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...to the Queen!??! You've got to be fecking joking. I'd rather swear allegiance to a Cornish pasty!


What clown came up with this bright idea. Honestly, what do they think of school leavers in this country?


And what are you going to do to me if I don't....? Eh?


Pillocks, the lot of them.

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Yeah, pledging allegiance to the monarchy I just what the disenfranchised need to make them feel needed. Perhaps they could arrange a weekly audience with the queen in Regents Park where the disaffected masses can gather to prostrate themselves before her. Nothing like some mass groveling to your oppressor to build community spirit.

david_carnell Wrote:

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> ...to the Queen!??! You've got to be fecking

> joking. I'd rather swear allegiance to a Cornish

> pasty!

>

> What clown came up with this bright idea.

> Honestly, what do they think of school leavers in

> this country?


>

> And what are you going to do to me if I don't....?

> Eh?

>

> Pillocks, the lot of them.


That would be that crazy guy, Lord Goldsmith.


Apparently he's also considering awarding and MBE to each youngster who wears their baseball cap

the right way round and possibly awarding knighthoods to youths who are prepared to hitch their trousers up.


Obviously a forward-thinking mofo is Smith-E, and like totally down with the kids.

Lord Blingsmith has said that if any youngsters refuse to cooperate, the local rozzers will march

them to cash points and force them to cough up an ?80.00 fine, thereby combining two highly successful government initiatives.


Blingy, he just loves it when a plan comes together.

What a superb idea. Big Union jack in the corner of the classroom next to the gold framed portrait of HRH Elizabeth II. On another wall, a map of the world, proudly displaying in red, the countries that our military currently occupy and in blue, the remnants of the British Empire that are not yet republics. At the end of every school day a rousing chorus of the national anthem followed by an orderly march down to the school gates. Within a year or two our children will become disciplined, respectful, courteous and prepared to lay down their lives if needed against the axis of evil. God save the Queen.

looks like the idea's been misrepresented in the media:


Goldsmith defended his recommendations, saying the ceremonies need not necessarily involve an oath of allegiance to the Queen.


"It can be a pledge of commitment to the country; it can be a statement of what the rights and responsibilities of citizens are," he said.

A teenage spokesman has issued the following statement.


"Myself and my members reject the notion of swearing an oath of allegiance to the queen on the grounds

that the others are all p*ss taking f@ckers and would never stop dissing us if they found out.

However my members are open to the idea of swearing an oath towards her majesty and would be prepared to communally spit some lyrics to this effect.

Any future negotiations would have to take place on this basis"

SEX PISTOLS


GOD SAVE THE QUEEN


God save the Queen

The fascist regime

They made you a moron

Potential H-bomb


God save the queen

She ain't no human being

There is no future

In England's dreaming


Don't be told what you want

Don't be told what you need

There's no future, no future,

No future for you


God save the queen

We mean it man

We love our queen

God saves


God save the queen

'Cause tourists are money

And our figurehead

Is not what she seems


Oh God save history

God save your mad parade

Oh Lord God have mercy

All crimes are paid


When there's no future

How can there be sin

We're the flowers in the dustbin

We're the poison in your human machine

We're the future, your future


God save the queen

We mean it man

We love our queen

God saves


God save the queen

We mean it man

And there is no future

In England's dreaming


No future, no future,

No future for you

No future, no future,

No future for me


No future, no future,

No future for you

No future, no future

For you

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