Quiet room...

[dulwichmum]

Passes urgent note to Ms Polly Dorner:

"Never buy any other wedding magazine - only Martha Stewart Weddings from WH Smith in Victoria - you will see why when you buy it, please????"

Smiles to self as remembers organising great roller coaster of a wedding extravaganza in only six months.

Sobers up suddenly at thought of organising a fabulous party...

[mockney piers]

* motions towards card table for game of gin rummy *

* places bottles of gin and rum on table should the urge take anyone *

[dulwichmum]

Sits down next to Mr Mockney Piers. Puts straw in gin bottle - takes a long slurp.

Whispers to Mr Mockney to ask if he can explain the rules...

[Keef]

*Sits with Piers and DM, eyes fixed on rum bottle* *Muses to self that DM is a cool name, and giggles at thought of renaming BatDog Penfold*

[dulwichmum]

Dear Keef,

I like the sound of that, DM on the forum - Dulwich Mum on the blog! Hurrah, I am thus Christened!!!

[shambles]

*pops in to reassure DM that am still alive*

*gives quick hug goodbye though as off to bonny scotland for little break*

*promises to bring back some wonderful whiskey and haggis for quiet room pals*

*and if keef is good - a deep fried mars bar*

* xx *

[Keef]

*Wakes up at card table with Ace of Spades stuck to forehead*

*Thinks to self "Motorhead Rock"* B)

*Hears about Shambles' trip, and thinks "deep fried Mars Bar... Only the jocks......"*

*Puts Hyden's Lamentation Symphony on the stereo*

*Sits on lazyboy, reclines, relaxes*

[Polly D]

*Wonders whether a lazyboy is like a Lazy Susan avec condiments or whether Keef is really sitting on a lazy boy ...*

*Opens bargainous bottle of wine - 40% off*

*Sighs, content that the forum is back up and running*

[Keef]

*Shows Polly*

http://www.lazyboy.co.uk/users/UserFiles/Image/oasisfront.jpg

*Thinks "Mmmm comfy"

>:D<

[Polly D]

*Shoves gallant Keef out of the way*

*Offers him half the wine and rejected hammock instead*

[Mark]

*comes in to relax after being annoyed by the forum falling over*

*walks behind folded japanese screen, walks out wearing orange double-breasted terrycloth bathrobe similar to the one Steve McQueen was wearing in The Thomas Crown Affair on TV last night*

*picks up a glass of Polly's wine, nods in appreciation and slides into filled hot tub with added relaxing bath oils*

[Keef]

*Wheels in spare Lazyboy*

*Forgives Polly, as she offered wine* :)-D

[dulwichmum]

Steps out from behind folded Japanese screen wearing white Calvin Klein Bikini and red nail polish.

Removes large white rimmed Stella McCartney sunglasses and places on card table next to chums.

Runs fingers through long glossy (currently dark and certainly never a hint of red) hair.

Smiles and accepts cold glass of iced water from Ana the au pair, slides into hot tub in demure manner.

Sighs and breaths aroma of relaxing bath oils deeply.

[Ant]

*emerges from a point in time-space with a pop and resumes customary bodily proportions*

*discovers own right hand to be occupied by something*

*invesigates further and is relieved to find it is a chilled glass of white wine*

*investigates further*

*finds said investigation pleasant and relaxing*

*continues*

[Huguenot]

*considers... DM and M behind the japanese screen together...?*

[Keef]

*Considers that the screen is the least of our worries, they're currently in the hot tub!!!!!!* ;-)

[Mark]

*hears the schoolboy-like giggling in the background and guesses it's Keef sniggering about DM entering the hottub in her bikini*

*smiles as he remembers his sunglasses are really dark and allows eyes to look where ever they want without being caught*

*smiles to DM and hands her a glass of Polly's finest whilst half expecting Keef to dive-bomb into the tub*

[Keef]

*Considers dive bombing into the tub, then remembers someone telling him that a lady won't appreciate childish behaviour*

*Scolds self for forgetting 80's style mirrored sunglasses!*

[dulwichmum]

Bekons Ana and whispers a request for 'Wham! - Club Tropicana' to be played in the background (quietly - clearly)...

Admires red toe nail polish.

[Mark]

*reaches for shuttlecock*

[Ant]

*disappears, drink still in hand, by compressing self to a singularity and emerging simultaneously elsewhere*

*leaves behind a faint smell a bit like a freshly blown-out candle*

[dulwichmum]

Bekons Ana to bring fluffy white towel.

Climbs out of hot tub in the manner of Cleopatra in a 'Carry on' Film. Disappears behind Japanese screen.

[dulwichmum]

Wafts into lounge, realises that the pads from new Cleo facial exercising machine are still stuck to face, rushes behind Japanese screen.

Decides as no-one seems to be here yet, to plug in and give self a further 'lift'.

Hopes no-one is curious of buzzing sound behind screen.

[capt_birdseye]

*Enters Quiet room and is shocked to see a silhoutted figure hiding behind a screen with faint buzzing noises emanating.

[mockney piers]

* sniggers quietly to self as presses record button on digital camcorder *

* thinks this'll make me famoius on youtube he he *