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CrystalClear and Mockney Piers,


that link is the work of one of the thousands "Jesters" operating in White City to smitten everyone up, 1st April is just around the corner...!! ..and Jesters like to rehearse "well in advance"

however if you cover the pool ensure that it is heated up and D-Mum is in there so I'll be in sexy company and I wont freeze while waiting for the next sunshine.... >:D< thank you

Wanders in from foreign parts.


Thinks - *Isnt this supposed to be a quiet room?"


*Far too much laughter, why are there wet footprints on the floor?, why does it smell of fish-fingers? why are there piles of Starbucks cups in the corner? who let that dog in?*


*Must have a word (quietly) with Bartlett - he must apply greater discipline*


*Pulls out that nice bottle of Rioja that I hid behind my favourite chair and ease self into said chair*

Sorry if I have "interrupted" your "superior conversation", and I am sure you all excuse our small brain and poor intellect ( I mean us dogs ) For a moment I thought this was the "freaky" room, full of contemporary Julius Caesars all talking in 3rd person ... freaky.

Please do carry on...I am out of here...(!)

Finds copy of Playboy in SE21 magazine! Glances around the room - observes blusing Mr Mikewbate, and gives filthy look.


Stands up slowly and walks accross the room to Mr Mikewbate, hands over reading material and large cup of coffee. Whispers laughing 'You saucey devil'. Smiles and returns to seat. Sits down and rubs Clarins hand cream into hands. Picks up copy of 'Elle deco'.

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