Street Food

[Annette Curtain]

Eels are used as Dildo's by some

Really, you can't make these things up !

(unlike the mythical ?3-6-12 burger)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/porn-addict-emergency-surgery-remove-1821970

[Louisa]

Interesting article Annette Curtain. However, in future could we not use the 'D' word. I much prefer the generic 'sex toy'. Subtlety as we go.

Louisa.

[El Pibe]

How weird Nette, I watched that years ago at the Renoir when I lived in Madrid (subtitled in castellano).

Superb film!!

btw are you going to be making that solar cooker, perhaps set it up on the side of a road somewhere?

[Jessie]

Link didn't work apols message deleted

[Annette Curtain]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Interesting article Annette Curtain. However, in

> future could we not use the 'D' word. I much

> prefer the generic 'sex toy'. Subtlety as we go.

>

> Louisa.

Dildo

Sex toy

Napkin

Serviette

Pizza

Cheese on toast

Smoked eels

Jellied eels

Infinitas Infinitio....

[Voyageur]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

> Dildo

>

> Sex toy

>

> Napkin

>

> Serviette

>

> Pizza

>

> Cheese on toast

>

> Smoked eels

>

> Jellied eels

>

>

> Infinitas Infinitio....

Dildo cake.....anyone?

[Annette Curtain]

Thanks Voyager

I think this thread is 'officially' dead now

Godwin's law for intellectual arguments

Dildo's on a cake for threads like this one.

*wonders if Hitler ever saw a dildo cake*

[Voyageur]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Thanks Voyager

>

> I think this thread is 'officially' dead now

:(

[Annette Curtain]

Actually, i've an idea

Hitler-Dildo-Cup-Cakes

Sold on a street stall by a brown shirted staff

(outfits designed by woodrot of course)

Wadda y'think ?

[nashoi]

Gourmand syndrome.

A condition which affects people with damage to the right frontal lobe. They develop a post injury obsession with gourmet food. Other symptoms include include inappropriate special behaviour.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gourmand_syndrome

Just thought I'd mention it.

[Voyageur]

nashoi Wrote:

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> Gourmand syndrome.

>

> A condition which affects people with damage to

> the right frontal lobe. They develop a post injury

> obsession with gourmet food. Other symptoms

> include include inappropriate special behaviour.

>

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gourmand_syndrome

>

> Just thought I'd mention it.

Holy Moly.... that's amazing. The wonders of the human brain :)

[woodrot]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Actually, i've an idea

>

> Hitler-Dildo-Cup-Cakes

>

> Sold on a street stall by a brown shirted staff

>

> (outfits designed by woodrot of course)

>

> Wadda y'think ?

Hugo Boss has a bit of previous on the sartorial side of things

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15008682

[Annasfield]

RosieH Wrote:

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> You want to go to Wigan for a decent pie, whatever

> Louisa says.

>

> And if you want street food like a Wiganer, you

> want a pie barm.

>

> Always meat and potato (or potato and meat as the

> EU NAZIS would have it). Three carbs in one

> massive bun of happiness. Unbeatable.

What the main pie shop on the High street called? We were there a few months a go for the match and spent the afternoon in a pub called the Chop House. It was a late kick off and we suddenly realised we were starving. One of the lads popped out and came back with these pies. They were amazing.

[Annette Curtain]

I definitely haven't got GS

My obsession isn't only with gourmand food

I also like proper crap stuff, some of it barely passing as food.

And, like I ever behave "inappropriately"

[nashoi]

Worth a visit to the South Bank this weekend

http://www.timeout.com/london/festivals/real-food-festival-2013

[Annette Curtain]

I'm doing "garden food" today

AKA BBQ

Brined pork bellies in my hot smoke can for 3+ hours.

Lovely.

[steveo]

Is there such a thing as a lovely BBQ?

[Annette Curtain]

steveo Wrote:

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> Is there such a thing as a lovely BBQ?

In my gentle hands yes Steveo. It started yesterday with a brining.

You're possibly thinking of burnt-to-fekk-char-grilling-by-idiots

But slow, moist and gentle. Cooked with wood and charcoal indirectly, is very good.

[Annette Curtain]

Pork bellies after 2 + hours Steveo ....Hmmmm

[steveo]

You'll have to invite me round

BBQs to me mean underdone Lidl drumsticks, warm Heineken and singed eyebrows

I usually cook a nice meal later on

[tallulah71]

@AnnetteCurtain - it's probably taken me the same amount of time to read this hiLARIOUS post (Louisa: so good she signs her name twice) as it has for you to make that deelish offering! Jealous, and will take inspiration for BBQ tomorrow. I'll be inviting my neighbour who sells Street haute-dogs for ?6-?12 although I've never had one for more than ?4. Love street food and could go on but am exhausted by the abject misery of certain posters...anyway enjoy that. nom nom....

[Annette Curtain]

steveo Wrote:

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> You'll have to invite me round

>

> BBQs to me mean underdone Lidl drumsticks, warm

> Heineken and singed eyebrows

>

> I usually cook a nice meal later on

:))

You're dead funny steveo

tallulah71

Top tip is brining. It's the 'thing' that absolutely changes everything.

[Annette Curtain]

Steveo, is this you ?

http://i0.wp.com/pitbossbelt.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/PitBossBelt_BOX1.png

[tallulah71]

will get brining then, thanks for the tip AC

[Voyageur]

If you fancy a change of scenery the new Crystal Palace Food Market (just off the triangle down Haynes Lane) has some great street food - including 'flying tapas' and 'mass ass chilli' this Saturday. Get there early though as it's pretty popular:

http://us5.campaign-archive1.com/?u=e6516d3de26be388708691d63&id=a64a996ec0