Keefs Band

[giggirl]

If I wanted to sing-a-long to something I could stay home and wait until the police came round and broke the door down.

[RosieH]

I've had the neighbours attempt an intervention before now

but if the situation dictates, I can behave. giggirl, I assume you go to many gigs. do you never sing along then? most decorous.

[giggirl]

If it's something metal or very rock then I sing along very loudly and I actually begin to believe that I too have what it takes to be a rock star. The crushing reality is that I'm tone deaf so if it's anything quieter than the Foos or Metallica then I am actually forbidden by friends from so much as humming quietly along. It's a tragedy. I actually did an evening course once at the City Lit called "Singing for the Tone Deaf". I should ask for my money back really. I did learn all the words to "Michael Row The Boat Ashore" though. That could come in handy for something.

[RosieH]

fair play - I'm contemplating singing lessons so that I can win at karaoke, which my friends tell me is not a competition, but I know better

we should agree then that we will not sing along with Keef's band - unless they do do something very loud, like Slade

[giggirl]

like Slade..... or Michael Row The Boat Ashore perhaps?

[RosieH]

sweet jesus - don't joke.

I just started singing Michael Row The Boat Ashore, and even clapped along before I realised what i was doing. you've done a bad thing...

[giggirl]

I've upset you already Rosie and you haven't even heard me sing. See. I can do that.

Back on topic before we upset Keef.....

Bare Groove - Christmas gig at The Plough on Friday 12th December

[SeanMacGabhann]

Where's the Plough?

[*Bob*]

I don't know about Slade, but I'd pay good money to see Keef doing Sade.

Especially if he blacked-up and did "Smooth Operator".

[Keef]

Where's the Plough?

Practically Forest Hill!

[giggirl]

Sade could take a little re-mastering for the naughties

[SeanMacGabhann]

what a brilliant line giggirl..

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go and lay down

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Jingle Bells" in the style of Pinky and Perky .. come on Keef, you know you want to.

[Keef]

Just a final reminder to all you Lounge dwellers to come along to The Plough on Friday, should be a fun night!

[Brendan]

So what?s it going to be Keef, Last Christmas by Wham or Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard?

[Keef]

We actually joked about doing the latter, but no, I think we shall crash through one or 2, but they will be rather unrehearsed, so we'll save them for later in the evening when everyone is well oiled!

[paps]

Yippee looking forward to Friday :)-D

[bob]

Keef got a 30Th birthday bash on the 12 spose to end at 11 only at cambwell so shuld be along after, could you learn the Yogi bear song just for a laugh.

Bob S

[Keef]

You never know bob...

Not sure what time they'll tell s to shut up, but hopefully you'll get t hear a song or 2.

[bob]

Might have to leave early (what a good idea) must remember to by Mrs Bob S some flower's

Bob S

[Moos]

I know I think 6 verses to the Yogi song, let me know if I can help!

[Keef]

I am shocked at you young lady! Filth!!!

[david_carnell]

She looks like butter wouldn't melt.....

....but we all know the truth really! ;-)

[Moos]

Neh heh heh. I have a seedier past than you might suspect!

[Keef]

Don't we all, but cucumbers!?