Things that have made me laugh 2

[KalamityKel]

HEHE!

[philpot]

Before and after marriage

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Reading a paper on dysmenorrhoea by Laurel D Edmundson, MD, Clincal Assistant Instructor of Emergency Medicine, Resident, Department of Emergency Medicine, Kings County Hospital Center, Brooklyn:

Sex

Despite prevailing trends toward equality in the sexes, men are not yet known to experience dysmenorrhea.

[*Bob*]

Windows 7

[Mark]

Something for the designers out there

[bigbadwolf]

*Bob*.

Regarding your contribution of how to throw a windows 7 launch party. I can't help but ask if the people responsible for that were taking the piss or being that they're Americans, were indeed making a serious example of how to throw a party for the imbeciles responsible for Windows Vista.

Genuinely confusing.

[sophiesofa]

that is very funnily and exactly right!

[*Bob*]

Windows 7 - The Brooker Comment is good too

[GSJ57]

Re the above article ..... 'Shitasmia' - my new favourite word

[bigbadwolf]

The Grauniad eh *Bob*.

[mockney piers]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/sep/24/ian-brown-my-way-review

some very good lines in there.

Have just listened to it on Spotify.

Like I pretty much did with many of his other albums, I'll happily buy it when I see it for ?3 in Fopp. It passes the time well without really making itself known to the listener. Music to fill the spaces if you will.

[SeanMacGabhann]

And it made you laugh did it?

[Brendan]

Maybe in a, Hey look he looks like one of the Orangutan elders from Planet of the Apes, sort of way.

[mockney piers]

Err, the review made me laugh.

[SeanMacGabhann]

But IF this was in the "What is ED listening to" thread then I would agree wholeheartedly with everything Piers and the reviewer said.

IB was born to make 3 star albums. Which to be fair, is at least one star more than I would have predicted in the early 90s

[Brendan]

Oh, you mean I actaully have to read it.

[sanity girl]

I love Marina Hyde

You have to read the comments at the bottom for the full laughs

[annaj]

No, for full laughs you have to follow the link and read the chapter.

It's just too awful.

Oh and Mockney, ignore mean Sean, that review made me giggle too.

Nowhere near as good as my favourite ever Guardian review though. Can't for the life of me remember who it was a review of, but it was a single line... "Piss off indie band, go back to smelling of snails"

[SeanMacGabhann]

My favourite review was Charles Shaar Murray's review (reprinted her in total

Artist: Yes

Album: Yes

Review: No

BTW - I genuinely thought that Mockney had posted that in the wrong thread! Apologies all round old bean

[bigbadwolf]

Right you lot. This calls for a competition thread!!!

Let's get Ted Max to rewrite his version of how he thinks the first chapter of Martine's book should play out. Or if anyone else wants to start a thread (seeing as I've been unfairly banned, again) Then get to it.

I think it'll be great fun.

[woofmarkthedog]

annaj Wrote:

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> No, for full laughs you have to follow the link

> and read the chapter.

> It's just too awful.

>

> Oh and Mockney, ignore mean Sean, that review made

> me giggle too.

> Nowhere near as good as my favourite ever Guardian

> review though. Can't for the life of me remember

> who it was a review of, but it was a single

> line... "Piss off indie band, go back to smelling

> of snails"

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God I'm hooked I thought as I looked into the Victorian mirror.

" What ever did Mandy do next " He slammed the heavy door behind him.

"Taxi" as he waved his arm frantically

"The Wolseley & fast"

"Eh that's posh " said the northern cabbie " Special occasion then ?"

" Yes I'm stalking someone ,so just fucking drive you j****e cunt"

[HonaloochieB]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> My favourite review was Charles Shaar Murray's

> review (reprinted her in total

>

> Artist: Yes

> Album: Yes

> Review: No

>

> BTW - I genuinely thought that Mockney had posted

> that in the wrong thread! Apologies all round old

> bean

SM my favourite of CSM's from the NME was of Lee Hazlewood's Poet, Fool Or Bum?

The review consisted of the word 'Bum'.

[Huguenot]

HA! BBW getting banned from starting threads again!

That made me laugh. ;-)

But not as much as the word 'unfairly' :))

Still chortling....

[Huguenot]

"They appear to be having the time of their lives, but if you are not of their number, you reel away from a BBW encounter as you would from an unprovoked assault in a Yates's Wine Lodge: shaken, confused, unable to work out what possessed you to go there in the first place."

[mockney piers]

"Yates's Wine Lodge" Shouldn't that be a Wetherspoons?