Things that have made me laugh 2

[hibbs]

Brilliant!:))

globalskier Wrote:

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[mockney piers]

Technological synaesthesia, something I suffer far too much from.

 

['bout now]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00t0g9y/The_Secret_World_Series_2_Episode_3/

on I player at around 18.40, Alan Bennett replying to spam. Brilliant.

[Huguenot]

An entirely unexpected show of tired tolerance from huncamunca...

DulwichMoan Yesterday, 09:22AM

You Don't Pay Road Tax, But You All Think You Deserve Your Own Cycle Lane? You Like Too Go Through Red Lights, But If We Motorist Hit You Its Our Fault? I Think Cyclist's Are The Biggest Accident On Our Roads.

Posted by: huncamunca Yesterday, 09:33AM

oh do piss off

[annaj]

Katie 1997, in answer to Mockney Pier asking if anyone else was annoyed by the use of "cheeses" as the pleural...

I have thought caerphilly about this and I reckon it cheeses a lot of people off, so you're not alone.

[mockney piers]

I liked that too!

[Narnia]

Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

[Mick Mac]

Racist.

[silverfox]

(From the Evening Standard about the Latvian couple who have been eating at top restaurants and running off without paying the bills)

"...Detective Chief Inspector Joe Farrell said police were investigating a series of at least five offences across London.

One of those ripped off was The Connaught restaurant where two dinners escaped after racking up an ?800 bill..."

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23898252-latvian-couple-held-after-running-off-from-michelin-starred-restaurant-without-paying.do

[murphy]

A lovely take on the Masterchef final, I particularly like the jus with the chicken pie.

[Keef]

This could be an old one, but I only saw it recently.

Darth Vader recording voice for Tom Tom

[HAL9000]

Star Wars fans may like this one too: Yoda recording voice for Tom Tom

[Huguenot]

That inner dialogue...

 

[HAL9000]

Police fury after woman dials 999 because her snowman was stolen

A link to the actual phone call appears at the end of the article - priceless!

[Ms_Lilith]

Hemingway shocker: 'Death in the Afternoon' classic about hookers not bulls - Wikipedia

http://www.thatsweird.net/facts16.shtml

[Twirly]

On a crowded 484 from Denmark Hill tonight, the recorded message... "Please move down the bus... there are seats available on the upper deck" ::o Brrr!

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[Dickensman]

A school buddy wrote saying:

"all that kept us warm as kids in the fifties, was the constant beatings and the sexual abuse from the teachers"

which made me laugh.

[ruffers]

I nearly put these in the microwave as well..

http://madison.fastmail.co.uk/img.jpg

[ruffers]

Courtesy of popbitch

On 27th November 2010 to Tiffany-Alice (nee Perschke) and James, a son, Zebedee Ebenezer Jay, a brother for Badger, Clementine and Florence.

Seriously?

[kpc]

Real Life Superheroes

[murphy]

Painful attempt at streaking

[camberwell70]

OMG cats...

[citizenED]

Annette Curtain has made some entrance to the forum; first part of second line made me chuckle.

"Also, I'm out on the raz on Saturday with a few friends, any pointers would be great.

I can handle the odd cock but would rather avoid a whole room full of d*ckheads."

[KalamityKel]

Re: Disappearing packages

Sue Wrote:

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> Blimey, I've morphed into KalamityKel :))

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> I should lay off the Stella :))

Not sure whether to be offended or not! Stella indeed!!!! ;-)