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Robert Poste's Child

Robert Poste's Child

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Very true, Dopamine. I think you could do another 20 based only on what English people mean by 'Sorry':


1.No.

2.Yes.

3.I don?t know.

4.Mind your own business.

5.That was your fault and we both know it.

6.What you just did is outrageous.

7.Move.

8.You have really bad manners.

9.That doesn't make sense.

10.You're interrupting a more interesting conversation.

11.Are you mad?

12.Shut up and listen to me.

13.I don't care what you think.

14.I'm not actually listening.

15.I?m just saying this to shut you up.

16.If you don?t want me to leave without paying, you?d better provide some service right now.

17.I'm so looking down on you.

18.I wouldn?t sleep with you if you were the last man on earth.

19.How dare you ask me for money.

20.Get out of my face now before I take you apart with my bare hands.


To a properly trained English person, it's pretty much a complete language.

Salsaboy

Salsaboy

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Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.


Otta Wrote:

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> ?First of all, I refuse to answer to Robert

> Catterson. That is my slave name. You may address

> me as Kunta Kitty,?

>

>

> http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/15/single

> -womans-cat-dreading-another-friday-night-in-of-be

> ing-instagrammed/

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