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Applespider Wrote:

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> Mwa ha ha!

>

> What about those which are GG - GiGantic! As an ex

> used to quote to me ;-)

>

> I don't mind the word 'boobs' but I do quite like

> using boobage instead of cleavage amongst my

> well-endowed friends.

>

> Words I don't like - flaccid although gusset is up

> there too.



you also forgot size SJ.

Dulwichmum how nice to be graced by your presence on this thread dear. We/I have missed you since you went professional and of course we do not expect so much output from your goodself now you get paid sooooo much for your wordsmithery.


Professionalism is all about money I know to my cost, that's why I don't have much!


Good to have you back.


Hmmm which reminds me I wonder what's happened to MsB she seems to have gone to sleep or away.

ENOUGH!


I shall be forced to slap your bottom Mr Huguenot. And as for the rest of you - I expect to see you personally apologise to Father O'Connor next Saturday morning. If you are not outside that church by 10.30 with a large donation in your pocket - I shall ask the administrator for your address...

HeidiHi Wrote:

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> A - Almost boobs

> B - Barely there

> C - can't complain

> D - Damn

> DD - double damn

> E - enormous

> F - fake

>

> Someone told me this yonks ago!




All this talk about size (and ladies it doesn't matter to most blokes despite what is said in the press) and also the increase in bust sizes over the years has lead me to a question from a male point of view


Looking downwards, one wonders if there is also a 'size' scale for the men and their man boobs (or MOOBS) as I have heard them called in the Sunday times Style magazine.


I would suggest (for argument's sake)


OI - Over inflated

PP - Perfect Pecs

FP - Flat Pecs

N - Normal

SF - Slightly Flabby

TB - Training Bra Required

BB - Bigger then your Birds

OD - Oh Dear

C4 - Featured on a documentry about obese men




;-) And I think that Gentlemen, in most ladies eyes and in this context size really does matter and anything over 'N' is going to be too big !!


(Edited to satisfy Moo's desire below)

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