36C boob thread

[mightyroar]

Boobs is OK. my kids use that word. When I was about 16 just the mention of soft floury baps would have me in hysterics.

Bazookahs

Lady lumps

Devil's dumplings

Jugs

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/bra-research-must-go-on%2c-vows-scientist-20071210588/

[Perkulator]

Chest Puppies.

[david_carnell]

But for the forum lads, nothing compares to a fuller bra

Warning: contains mild nudity and explicit abuse of the English language

[dulwichmum]

I popped in here to pour scorn on the people who had commenced this vile and vulgar thread, and found Sean and Ant in here! Shame on the pair of you, I shall need to lie down.

Filth!

[SeanMacGabhann]

yeah but .... thing is DM... I was making social commentary on why women feel objectified - I wasn't being childish and prurient!

* points at Carnell *

* runs like Billio *

[Moos]

**weeps**

[Jimbob]

Applespider Wrote:

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> Mwa ha ha!

>

> What about those which are GG - GiGantic! As an ex

> used to quote to me ;-)

>

> I don't mind the word 'boobs' but I do quite like

> using boobage instead of cleavage amongst my

> well-endowed friends.

>

> Words I don't like - flaccid although gusset is up

> there too.

you also forgot size SJ.

[dulwichmum]

Just let me get my slipper out of my bag, I shall slap your bottom Sean, just see if I don't...

[Brendan]

Oh well that?s very constructive, criticise all the talk of charlies with mild references to sadomasochism.

[dulwichmum]

Mild? I shall leave a red mark on your legs while I am at it. We shall have no more of this talk. Behave yourselves now. I will line you up on the naughty step and tell Father O'Connor too.

[Ant]

DM, I'm left wondering why you have a slipper in your bag. Do you normally carry them around or did you slip one in especially?

I'm also surprised to see you using a manky old slipper for the job when surely a diamond-encrusted spanking paddle would be more de rigueur.

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! Ant - what are you saying? Obviously my Swarovski encrusted spanking paddle is not for the punishment of naught boys... or is it?

[giggirl]

You can actually buy those from Agent Provocatuer. Pricy though.

[dulwichmum]

Kind Giggirl,

They actually stock them at Bicester outlet Mall too for a substantial discount - er... or so I have heard.

*blushes*

[SteveT]

Dulwichmum how nice to be graced by your presence on this thread dear. We/I have missed you since you went professional and of course we do not expect so much output from your goodself now you get paid sooooo much for your wordsmithery.

Professionalism is all about money I know to my cost, that's why I don't have much!

Good to have you back.

Hmmm which reminds me I wonder what's happened to MsB she seems to have gone to sleep or away.

[dulwichmum]

Oh SteveT darling,

How very lovely and super kind of you to welcome me back. I could never ever go professional as a writer sweetie, or my family would starve. I am just not that good. I am having lots of fun though.

Mwah x

DM

[Brendan]

Ok so I will agree to stop all this inappropriate talk of jolly-jigglers only if you put the slipper down.

And while you?re at it change out of that latex habit. It?s tantamount to blasphemy.

[Huguenot]

What would the typical outcome of the pencil test be for 36C nubs?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Believe me, one can hold a whole pencil case with that size.

[bon3yard]

Your not wrong Brendan, I caught sight of an incredibly well endowed Bap Monster carting around a pair of washing machines with her well upholstered boobage t'other day.

[dulwichmum]

ENOUGH!

I shall be forced to slap your bottom Mr Huguenot. And as for the rest of you - I expect to see you personally apologise to Father O'Connor next Saturday morning. If you are not outside that church by 10.30 with a large donation in your pocket - I shall ask the administrator for your address...

[Brendan]

Large donation... *sniggers*

[LuvPeckham]

HeidiHi Wrote:

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> A - Almost boobs

> B - Barely there

> C - can't complain

> D - Damn

> DD - double damn

> E - enormous

> F - fake

>

> Someone told me this yonks ago!

All this talk about size (and ladies it doesn't matter to most blokes despite what is said in the press) and also the increase in bust sizes over the years has lead me to a question from a male point of view

Looking downwards, one wonders if there is also a 'size' scale for the men and their man boobs (or MOOBS) as I have heard them called in the Sunday times Style magazine.

I would suggest (for argument's sake)

OI - Over inflated

PP - Perfect Pecs

FP - Flat Pecs

N - Normal

SF - Slightly Flabby

TB - Training Bra Required

BB - Bigger then your Birds

OD - Oh Dear

C4 - Featured on a documentry about obese men

;-) And I think that Gentlemen, in most ladies eyes and in this context size really does matter and anything over 'N' is going to be too big !!

(Edited to satisfy Moo's desire below)

[Brendan]

Well I?ve never felt so degraded before in my life!

*Does some Arnie style pec flexing, ignoring the jiggly bits, and flounces off good*

[Moos]

Surely a category for OI (over-inflated) should be added at the top of the list?