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modified for accuracy - some of us like ye ;-)


Oh - and I'm not confinced the OP is a troll - depite a vague question and an unpleasant remark on another thread he is new to the area and forum and is finding his feet I reckon. And he likes curry

Asset Wrote:

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> Not really, we are objectified, vilified, scorned

> and generally hated by all if this forum is

> anything to go by.

> Come the revolution we will have our revenge.


What gives you this idea? A friend of mine was asking about Nero as a place to take her son on a Sunday. It would be nice if she had some other mums to talk to.

ms_1316 Wrote:

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> Asset Wrote:

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> -----

> > Not really, we are objectified, vilified,

> scorned

> > and generally hated by all if this forum is

> > anything to go by.

> > Come the revolution we will have our revenge.

>

> What gives you this idea? A friend of mine was

> asking about Nero as a place to take her son on a

> Sunday. It would be nice if she had some other

> mums to talk to.


The mothers of Dulwich hang out wherever they damn well please Ms 1316, they boss whatever room they grace with their presence. This is just as it should be, of course.

All mothers are groovy, Dulwich mothers are double-dipped, sprinkles on top groovy.

With a flake.

Ant Wrote:

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> Are we talking about mothers who happen to live in

> Dulwich, or are we talking about Dulwich Mums?


You mean DulwichMum might not be just one person? I'd had my suspicions, the high work-rate and lack of quality control but never dared make the accusation public.


Do you suppose the original (and best) DM merely chablis-ed her way to oblivion and her PR agent simply hired some union scabs to take up her mantel? Have we been deceived, and for how long?

There is only one Dulwichmum. She irons my smalls and darns my socks and she pays me money for the pleasure. Its her thing.


Dulwichmum used to a rent-a-womb lady from Latvia to bare her children and insisted that she have C-sections to avoid the children being malformed by excessive squeezing. Milk powder in large quantities was purchased from China.


There are many Dulwich mums as ED is clearly a fertile area and encourages friskyness. I suspect it is the howls and yelps of the copulating foxes that puts ideas into people's minds.


Neros has comfy sofas, space for group chat-work and is next door to Jojobebecheaperinmothercare.

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