Xmas Hah! Welcome to Bar Humbug

[HonaloochieB]

It's the elves I can't stand.

Santa's little helpers?

Little tossers more like.

[Keef]

Comes down your bloody chimney uninvited! Treads soot all over the magnolia carpet! Sneaks in to your kid's bedrooms!

Nonce!

[citizenED]

It wasn't you who beat up on those poor Elves in "The Lapland Experience" was it, HB?

[LuvPeckham]

It must have been, HonaloochieB also punched me in my nose as well.... for pointing the obvious out about Mr Moos

Violent person !!!! (6)

[HonaloochieB]

Of course I bloody am, it's that time of year.

Tis the season to be jolly? My Arse.

Tis the season to take a jemmy to all and sundry, more like.

[LuvPeckham]

Hello

Just been kicked out of Bar Mitzvah by your less violent twin sister

Not sure I actually want to drink in here as it looks kind of rough, even the spit and sawdust has an attitude !!

Hey, I would like a BabyCham !!!

[citizenED]

Oh the dismal masquerade that is the run up to Christmas. Shops stacked high with festive tat. The joy.

[Cassius]

Still its only 22 days to Boxing Day and it's all over for another year.

[jumpinjackflash]

Santa, unless you're bringing me a De Beers diamond ring, a Pateke Phillipe watch, brand new Ferrari and an unwrapped Gary Dourdan you can piss off back to Lapland

[citizenED]

Oh, JJF, you joyful little Christmas sprite - that green eyed monster has you well and truly snared. That's the spirit.

[Jah Lush]

Bollocks to Xmas and shove up it up yer arse Santa yer fecking filthy kiddie fiddler. Fecking awful office parties full of dullards that in normal life you'd cross the road to avoid and pathetic once a year drinkers filling the streets with their puke. Bah! to the lot of you.

[citizenED]

Way to go Jah, and my sentiments exactly. Celebrate Christmas with all its gross over-vamped commercialism, its tawdry glitz and shabbiness. I'd rather spend a Saturday afternoon at Bluewater.

[HonaloochieB]

Tinsel? B@stard tinsel. What the F*CK is tinsel all about.

[citizenED]

And it's shimmering sibling, glitter. Tinsel, glitter; baubles to the lot of it!

[Keef]

Yulefuckinglog! Posh swiss roll at 4 times the price, that's what that is!

[LuvPeckham]

To make matters worse, Jesus was actually (if you believe the bible) born in the summer anyway... so who's birthday is it anyway, that Satan blokes ???

[jumpinjackflash]

haha too true Keef!

[Jimbob]

another new bar in east dulwich, i give it till the end of the month.

[TillieTrotter]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU

Not for the faint hearted.

[HonaloochieB]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you our own, our very own, SCROOGE!!!*

*Obviously, early Scroooge. Before he shit out to those ghosts and bought the goose for Bob Cratchit.

[HonaloochieB]

Oh, alright I know I've had a couple of more glasses of wine than I should have, but let's tie tinsel round our heads, and get out and have a bit of a bop to some Motown.

Yes you will, Cassidy and you too Abraham, or I'm never speaking to either of you again.

Come on, it's only once a year.

[HonaloochieB]

Christmas hint number one.

A tumbler of whiskey for the red-suited old git? I don't think so.

White spirit with a little amber food colouring should make him think twice before coming back.

[macroban]

How can Santa be at Goodrich and Heber at the same time tomorrow?

[HonaloochieB]

macroban Wrote:

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> How can Santa be at Goodrich and Heber at the same

> time tomorrow?

Obviously because he's an utter lying c@nt.

[HonaloochieB]

Twenty quid.

That's what I'll pay for an elf scalp.

Now go and get busy.