New years resolutions - Will anyone keep one?

[Keef]

I would like to make jam in 2009.

Seeing this made me think of New Years Resolutions, and how we all have good intentions and plans for the coming year, and how more often than not, we have forgotten them come February!

This year I am going to try and make a couple of new years resolutions, that I actually want to keep (very important), and stand a chance of doing. So, I'm not going to say I'll give up smoking, because I know I won't, and I really don't want to, even if it would be wise for several reasons.

So come on, have you been thinking about any NYRs, or have you made any in the past which you've stuck to, or failed at miserably?

[Brendan]

Whenever I write the date I'm going to finish it with, 09.

[Jah Lush]

The only New Year's resolution that I've ever stuck to was when I gave up making New Year's resolutions ten years ago.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I might try to give up swearing - effing and blinding in a solicitors office is not always well received!

[david_carnell]

I fancy starting smoking. I think 25 seems a good age to try.

Mmm, a pipe I think. Anyone got an estate briar they'd care to pass on? And some choice cherry-scented Virginia shag.

I might give it up at Lent though.

[Moos]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> I might try to give up swearing - effing and

> blinding in a solicitors office is not always well

> received!

Oh pissflaps, me too. I'm a fucking nightmare for swearing.

[dulwichmum]

Oh hurrah for you dear Chavaroo,

you know that swearing is a sign of a limited vocabulary sweetie?

FUC* I BROKE A FUC**** NAIL.

Jes** Chris*, now I have spilt my bastar* Chablis!

FUC*, FU**, F*CK, AND f***ING SHI*E.

[HonaloochieB]

I'll give up being a complete c@nt.

[HonaloochieB]

For five minutes. So that's until 12.05 AM on 1st January 2009.

[HonaloochieB]

But only if Jools Holland joins me during his Hootenanny.

[HonaloochieB]

I'm prepared to give decent odds I'll out-do him by four and a half minutes.

Edited bcause I mispelt 'minutes'. What a c@nt.

[Michael Palaeologus]

For fucks sake, I only mentioned that I fancied making some fucking jam next year and the whole fucking world kicks off with the swearing thing.

Not that it surprises me from that Moos mind.

[Ant]

I think I'll try to cunting well swear the fucking more in two shitting thousand and cocking nine. How's fucking that, fucking fucks?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Wise words Ant. Fine fucker you are.

[indiepanda]

I am bound to make loads of resolutions, hoping to become some kind of super fit, glamourous, totally organised person... and then end up as the year goes on settling for trying not to end up any fatter at the end than I was at the start of the year and not forgetting too many important birthdays etc...

I do like that clean sheet feeling at the start of a new year though, always feels full of potential.

[????]

mine have moved into owning as many teeth next year as I do now territory

[Brendan]

Moos Wrote:

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> pissflaps

I have just thought of one. To try to use the word pissflaps as often as is appropriately possible.

[Cassius]

No

[Keef]

Wet Lettuce?

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Moos Wrote:

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> > pissflaps

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> I have just thought of one. To try to use the word

> pissflaps as often as is appropriately possible.

An aim that does you the utmost credit, Brendan.

There are many who ignore the correct anatomical terms.

It's all 'beef curtains' with them.

I don't know.