Ulrika Jonsson

[MrBen]

I'm not a big Big Brother fan. And please forgive me this thread. But I flicked on C4 tonight hoping to see the super Swede stunner I fondly recalled from my student days. And got a bit of a shock.

Yes it's ten years later. And we all age. Hey thats cool. And looks beauty is skin deep anyways etc. And I was hoping for some graceful wrinkles.But has anyone else noticed there is something really weird about her face now? I think its the cheeks...but can't put my finger on it - can anyone else?

And while I'm at it, what about La Toya Jacksons nose? She is looking like ET with long hair. Or her brother Michael. Is this all plastic surgery in action? Whats wrong with ageing gracefully?

[zephyr]

Ulrika - I think she has been Botoxed (sp?). La Toya - looks too much like her brother for comfort!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Has she got pregnant yet in there yet?

She's been in there long enough!

[bignumber5]

zephyr Wrote:

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> Ulrika - I think she has been Botoxed (sp?).

Quite the reverse - mrs.number5 and I settled on the single adjective of "jowly"

DISCLAIMER: MR & MRS NUMBER5 ARE NOT, NOR WILL THEY EVER BE, WATCHING CELEBRITY BB. TUNING IN TO THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF THE OPENING SHOW TO SEE WHO'S IN JUST OUT OF PATRONISING CURIOSITY DOES NOT CONSTITUTE WATCHING. THANK YOU.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

So what nonenties did you notice in there BN during your 5 minutes worth?

The Ladyfriend I'm visiting tonight likes nothing better than seeing many people she does not know or will ever meet chat pointlessly about nothing at all so I'd better prepare myself(!)

[bignumber5]

A number of glammed-up ladies, a rapper, the guy off The Word and Mini-Me. Should be a riot...

[Jah Lush]

If you saw Ulrika on Shooting Stars last week you would have really had a shock. All panda eyed make-up and epitomising the look of the old trollop she is.

[HonaloochieB]

What's that toddler doing in there? I'm surprised the tabloids have let them get away with it.

[jumpinjackflash]

I really like Verne but wish the housemates would stop saying 'he's adorable' and 'he's cute'. it must be very patronising for him - he is 40 years old after all.

[Cassius]

Ulrika who?

[HonaloochieB]

Cassius Wrote:

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> Ulrika who?

Ulrika-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA-KA, that's who.

[Jah Lush]

She's football crazy

She's football mad

There's not a footballer

Ulrika hasn't had.

[Cassius]

Friend of Helen Chamberlain then is she?

[Keef]

If you saw Ulrika on Shooting Stars last week you would have really had a shock. All panda eyed make-up and epitomising the look of the old trollop she is.

Really harsh man!

I watched Shooting Stars last night (recorded it), and thought she looked pretty good at 41. I also don't know why she has such a bad rep as a tart, what did she do that was so bad?

So she has kids by different dads, so fecking what?!?

[Jah Lush]

Keef old bean... she's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. Fact.

[Keef]

But how does that make her different from nearly any other celeb, or person you could mention? Everone loves little Kylie, and she's had a fair few fellas.

Chat to your average 41 year old woman (or man for that matter), and the majority of them (especially ones that hadn't been married) will have had a few partners in their time. Nout wrong in that at all.

I am not a massive Ulrika fan, but I do hink she has had a lot of really harsh treatment just cos she's had a few boyfriends.

[georgia]

Well said Keef.

[SeanMacGabhann]

spot on indeed Keef

[Strawbs]

I dont see what all the fuss about her is really, granted im not from this land so only have limited knowledge but as far as I know she has had 4 kids by 4 dads but is a good mum and very open about her history.. not quite sure why she gets crucified for that..

ho hum...

oh and NO WAY will I be watching the BB.. I hear in Australia its been banned, lets hope the rest of the world follows suit!

[mockney piers]

So Swedish and glamorous: 4 kids by 4 dads = good

Northern and poor: 7 kids by 5 fathers = bad

Are people switching from the Guardian to the mail in here? ;-)

Mind you, to my knowledge Ulrika hasn't staged any of her kids' kidnappings. :-$

[bignumber5]

Despite my aforeposted jowly remark, i thought she was looking good on her years, and naturally so, sans botox, surgery etc.

As for the judgement on her personal life, i don't give it a great deal of thought, but she is a part of a special club of famous ladies with entry requirements as follows: if they weren't famous, social services would (post Climbie-Report) be keeping an eye, but they're famous so hello/heat mag can do it instead. Other members include the infamous Katona woman.

I'm not suggesting that there's anything wrong with having 4 kids by 4 fathers per-se, it's just an observation of an apparent imbalance as alluded to by Mockers.

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[Moos]

Er, quite - think you answered your own point there, Mockers.

Re: Shooting Stars, did anyone else laugh till they nearly peed at the Simon Cowell / bear whathavetheygotincommon? Other than that, it was a bit of a sigh-inducing trip down Memory Lane.. and like dear old Viz just not nearly as funny as it used to be?

edit to say ffs, what's that BN5? Why would social services be involved? Social services get involved when you don't feed/wash/generally take care of your kids.. anyone accusing Ulrika of that??

[HonaloochieB]

Totally agree with Moos on the SS show, the new one failed to get going.

Dizzee Rascal, falied to live up to his name and should consider a change by deed pool to Hapless Wanker.

[Keef]

Didn't want to make this about social standing, but don't think the mere fact she's a celebrity has anything to do with anything. The fact is, she chose to have her kids, and she can afford to care for them, good on her. Noone has mentioned the 4 dads who have left the mother of their children alone again once things looked like getting serious!

[Keef]

With regards Shooting Stars, Dizee Rascal was rubbish, he was trying, but would never let go of being cool enough to really work. I did however really enjoy it. I actually thought the old show was several series past it's best by the time it finished.