things you shouldn't do on a school night

[Azul]

from the book of "rules of a school night"

1) order the second bottle of wine

2) eat too much cheese

3) eat too much chili chocolate

4) kiss the girl

5) wait for a bus that you're pretty sure won't come

6) fall in love

[Moos]

7) eat vast quantities of delicious roasted garlic heads.

Violently disagree with many of the above, though. Only 2 nights a week for over-indulging in love, kissing cheese and chocolate? You must be orff your nut.

[????]

Cocaine

[mlteenie]

kissing cheese?

[mockney piers]

8) Go to sleep under your desk because you've stumbled out of a bar at 6am and by the time you get home it'll be time to come back to work.

I imagine.

[KalamityKel]

Would be worse if it was someone elses desk... I also imagine

[Moos]

mlteenie Wrote:

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> kissing cheese?

Mmmm, cheese.

[mockney piers]

LOL Kel, oh dear!!

[KalamityKel]

9) eat too many twiglets - think of those around you!

[Keef]

Cocaine

Or any class A's really.

Also, skinning up for a second time will usually lead to vacant head in the morning.

[karter]

you could always share them.

[citizenED]

10) homework

[Keef]

Quite right citizen, that should be done quickly before the lesson it's due in for!

[KalamityKel]

or during :))

[????]

11) Your teacher

[Moos]

Might get you out of not having done your homework, though.

[bigbadwolf]

Get nicked, it's just worse on a school night.

[HonaloochieB]

Homework.

Though I wouldn't go as far as David Bowie in his song 'Kooks'.

"If the homework brings you down, then we'll throw it on the fire and take the car downtown"

Irresponsible I call that.

[????]

Move to america, buy a whole load of semi-automatic weapons and a trenchcoat and leave a rambling, gun toting video on MySpace including the words "by the end of tomorrow the whole world will know me"

[cdonline]

Call in sick to work, while queuing to get into a nightclub.

[LuvPeckham]

Decide that you can master that Guitar Hero World Tour track that has been bugging you all night if you play it JUST one more time (again) without realising that it is already 2am..... can someone wake me from under my desk now

[Annasfield]

Snog your boss. :-S

[Keef]

Er, is that from experience young lady?

[giggirl]

Chuck a sickie and advertise the fact on facebook