HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

[Marmora Man]

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Gordon Brown".

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of "Gordon Brown?"

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! -----

It's already worked with "Blunkett"!

Tomorrow we'll do "Alistair Darling".

[HonaloochieB]

I just tried it with Vanessa Feltz, it really is very soothing, MM.

[dukesdenver]

I've just done it for 'David Cameron' to even things out.

[Keef]

Like your style MM, I have quite a list of future contenders too!

[Ladygooner]

Must be a slow day at the office MM!

[bigbadwolf]

I'm lucky, I can access internet porn on my work computer without anyone knowing or caring. One of the perks of working on a building site with perverts for colleagues. Ha ha.

[*Bob*]

I thought you guys just took extended trips to the Portaloo with a copy of 'Razzle'?

Times change, I suppose.

[Jah Lush]

Good grief! So do you knock one out while you're at work then? Start the day with wank so to speak.

[bigbadwolf]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> I thought you guys just took extended trips to the

> Portaloo with a copy of 'Razzle'?

>

> Times change, I suppose.

Quite so although in the likes of 'Razzle' and 'Knave' the talent is a bit more hirsute compared to todays standard and besides, the H.S.E is striving to cut down on hand/arm vibration on site and a toppling Portaloo would be far to conspicuous to blame on some machinery 'dumping it's load'.

[Jah Lush]

Drink, drugs, lottery tickets and porn. The usual short-cuts for people in despair.

[bigbadwolf]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Drink, drugs, lottery tickets and porn. The usual

> short-cuts for people in despair.

You forgot Jeremy Vyle.

[*Bob*]

I don't do the lottery.

[Jah Lush]

I do all four.

[PeckhamRose]

I just decided to really try and be more positive in the mornings.

I started, by making sure I get up before 9 in the mornings.

Haven't mastered that yet, though.

[????]

I wouldn't bother - I get up at 6am most mornings and feel sh1t

[Tony.London Suburbs]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

*Bob* Wrote: I thought you guys just took extended trips to the Portaloo with a copy of 'Razzle'?

> > Times change, I suppose.

>

> Quite so although in the likes of 'Razzle' and

> 'Knave' the talent is a bit more hirsute compared

> to todays standard and besides,

The trick used to be taking a Siesta with Fiesta(tu)

[PeckhamRose]

Thanks ????! That's so comforting!

It's 11.00 and I feel better already having read your post!

You've been up five hours? Wow. No seriously, Wow.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

PeckhamRose Wrote:

You've been up five hours? Wow. No seriously, Wow.

Never mind "Wow etc" he's a Fraud!

Where were you?

Where were you?

Where were you at 6.00AM?

Where were you at 6.00AM?

or 6.14AM if ye wanna be pedantic....B)

[giggirl]

TLS - calm down - you're hardly setting a good example of how to start each day with a positive outlook. Behave. Play nicely with the other forumites.

[PeckhamRose]

It's 9.33. Apart from 33 minutes off my resolution, what did I miss?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

giggirl Wrote:

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> TLS - calm down - you're hardly setting a good

> example of how to start each day with a positive

> outlook. Behave. Play nicely with the other

> forumites.

Do you want some too Darling?

p.s I'm not some pon**y West Ham fan like Quidsy I'm a real Lad cos I support Millwall Football And Athletic Club.

Thank You.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Do you want some too Darling? :X

I'm most fraighfully Sorry giggirl but one got rather over-excited as I'm out all day wiv me favourite Gal:))

A Thousand Apologies.B)

[Tony.London Suburbs]

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[Tony.London Suburbs]

Tomorrow is "traditionally" the most depressing day of the year so that should sort out the wheat from the chaff:)

[Jah Lush]

Good grief! Cheer up for feck's sake. Bloody hell, life could be a hell of a lot worse. Imagine you were some poor starving child in Africa. Jeez, it's only another dreary Monday tomorrow. Fecking hell you're a negative fecker. Smile and be happy. You don't know how lucky you are.