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1. Open a new file in your computer.


2. Name it "Gordon Brown".


3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.


4. Empty the Recycle Bin.


5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of "Gordon Brown?"


6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'


7. Feel better?


GOOD! -----


It's already worked with "Blunkett"!


Tomorrow we'll do "Alistair Darling".

*Bob* Wrote:

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> I thought you guys just took extended trips to the

> Portaloo with a copy of 'Razzle'?

>

> Times change, I suppose.


Quite so although in the likes of 'Razzle' and 'Knave' the talent is a bit more hirsute compared to todays standard and besides, the H.S.E is striving to cut down on hand/arm vibration on site and a toppling Portaloo would be far to conspicuous to blame on some machinery 'dumping it's load'.

bigbadwolf Wrote:

*Bob* Wrote: I thought you guys just took extended trips to the Portaloo with a copy of 'Razzle'?

> > Times change, I suppose.

>

> Quite so although in the likes of 'Razzle' and

> 'Knave' the talent is a bit more hirsute compared

> to todays standard and besides,


The trick used to be taking a Siesta with Fiesta(tu)

PeckhamRose Wrote:

You've been up five hours? Wow. No seriously, Wow.


Never mind "Wow etc" he's a Fraud!


Where were you?

Where were you?

Where were you at 6.00AM?

Where were you at 6.00AM?


or 6.14AM if ye wanna be pedantic....B)

giggirl Wrote:

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> TLS - calm down - you're hardly setting a good

> example of how to start each day with a positive

> outlook. Behave. Play nicely with the other

> forumites.


Do you want some too Darling?

p.s I'm not some pon**y West Ham fan like Quidsy I'm a real Lad cos I support Millwall Football And Athletic Club.

Thank You.

Good grief! Cheer up for feck's sake. Bloody hell, life could be a hell of a lot worse. Imagine you were some poor starving child in Africa. Jeez, it's only another dreary Monday tomorrow. Fecking hell you're a negative fecker. Smile and be happy. You don't know how lucky you are.

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