torytarquin Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Hiyah, So i'm new to East Dulwich, and last night after having a few drinks in the East Dulwhich Tavern with a friend, we literally saw a monkey running around the island at the bottom of Goose Green!! Everybody was shocked and didn't really know what to do. People were taking photos so maybe if you were there you can attach them to this thread?If anybody saw it - or already knows about our little fury resident - please please let me know!!!!Many thanks,TarquinX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbboy Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Sure it wasn't a squirrel???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apbremer Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Take more water with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 How many drinks did you have at the EDT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbers Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Was it really angry then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torytarquin Posted September 21, 2014 Author Share Posted September 21, 2014 Guys i'm not joking! I'm concerned for the owner, or the circus that it's escaped from! It wasn't very big, it seemed friendly. But don't monkeys eat cats? or dogs? And who should i actually notify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsebox Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 This is a pretty good first post.7/10 and I'll take the bait...contact Zippos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I saw a monkey eat a horse once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torytarquin Posted September 21, 2014 Author Share Posted September 21, 2014 Christ on a stick! A real stallion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Don't be crazy it was a foalEven a baboon couldn't eat a stallion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 steveo Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I saw a monkey eat a horse onceNO that was an Old Lady who swallowed a horse.She's dead, of course!!DulwichFox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockworkorange Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I spent a monkey on a pony, is that the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jane1 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 wheres all the photos of this monkey then lol............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquarius moon Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 It seemed friendly?!What did it do? Lick your face? Leap into your arms for a cuddle?And for future reference, only a troll would call themselve's torytarquin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torytarquin Posted September 21, 2014 Author Share Posted September 21, 2014 I see a monkey on a roundabout, and what you cant believe is that it was friendly!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 aquarius moon Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> And for future reference, only a troll would call themselve's torytarquin.That's just what I thought. First post, bit of a weird tale that no one else corroborates, trollish name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquarius moon Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 torytarquin Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I see a monkey on a roundabout, and what you cant> believe is that it was friendly!?It's called a sarcastic response to a rubbish post that nobody in their right mind is going to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Aelfheah Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Was the monkey riding on the back of a cloud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I've seen a horse fly (and "last night" in a post title needs changing now!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tradesman32 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!!I have to say though. I would love to see a photo pop up and quieten the non believers. That would put a halt to the gallop of any monkey on a pony. (or stallion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsebox Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Dreamt of runaway monkey last night.Not sure if same one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I see all sorts when I'm on the juice. Never seen a monkey, but I once saw a pink cow on landells road. Louisa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phobic3000 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I think I saw it. I tried to get a photo but he ran towards me... I've added a photo anyway, is this the monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Isn't that the lollipop lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCat Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Last night after having a few drinks in the East Dulwhich Tavern with a Monkey, we literally saw a Tory called Tarquin running around the island at the bottom of Goose Green!! Everybody was shocked and didn't really know what to do. People (and the monkey) were taking photos so maybe if you were there you can attach them to this thread? If anybody saw it - or already knows about our little conservative resident - please please let me know!!!! Many thanks, TheCat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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