Did anybody see the monkey on Goose Green last night?

[torytarquin]

Hiyah,

So i'm new to East Dulwich, and last night after having a few drinks in the East Dulwhich Tavern with a friend, we literally saw a monkey running around the island at the bottom of Goose Green!! Everybody was shocked and didn't really know what to do. People were taking photos so maybe if you were there you can attach them to this thread?

If anybody saw it - or already knows about our little fury resident - please please let me know!!!!

Many thanks,

Tarquin

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[dbboy]

Sure it wasn't a squirrel????????

[apbremer]

Take more water with it.

[Otta]

How many drinks did you have at the EDT?

[numbers]

Was it really angry then?

[torytarquin]

Guys i'm not joking! I'm concerned for the owner, or the circus that it's escaped from! It wasn't very big, it seemed friendly. But don't monkeys eat cats? or dogs? And who should i actually notify?

[Horsebox]

This is a pretty good first post.

7/10 and I'll take the bait...contact Zippos.

[steveo]

I saw a monkey eat a horse once

[torytarquin]

Christ on a stick! A real stallion?

[steveo]

Don't be crazy it was a foal

Even a baboon couldn't eat a stallion

[DulwichFox]

steveo Wrote:

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> I saw a monkey eat a horse once

NO that was an Old Lady who swallowed a horse.

She's dead, of course!!

DulwichFox

[clockworkorange]

I spent a monkey on a pony, is that the same?

[jane1]

wheres all the photos of this monkey then lol............

[aquarius moon]

It seemed friendly?!

What did it do? Lick your face? Leap into your arms for a cuddle?

And for future reference, only a troll would call themselve's torytarquin.

[torytarquin]

I see a monkey on a roundabout, and what you cant believe is that it was friendly!?

[Loz]

aquarius moon Wrote:

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> And for future reference, only a troll would call themselve's torytarquin.

That's just what I thought. First post, bit of a weird tale that no one else corroborates, trollish name...

[aquarius moon]

torytarquin Wrote:

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> I see a monkey on a roundabout, and what you cant

> believe is that it was friendly!?

It's called a sarcastic response to a rubbish post that nobody in their right mind is going to believe.

[Earl Aelfheah]

Was the monkey riding on the back of a cloud?

[PeckhamRose]

I've seen a horse fly (and "last night" in a post title needs changing now!)

[Tradesman32]

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!!

I have to say though. I would love to see a photo pop up and quieten the non believers.

That would put a halt to the gallop of any monkey on a pony. (or stallion)

[Horsebox]

Dreamt of runaway monkey last night.

Not sure if same one.

[Louisa]

I see all sorts when I'm on the juice. Never seen a monkey, but I once saw a pink cow on landells road.

Louisa.

[phobic3000]

I think I saw it. I tried to get a photo but he ran towards me... I've added a photo anyway, is this the monkey?

[steveo]

Isn't that the lollipop lady?

[TheCat]

Last night after having a few drinks in the East Dulwhich Tavern with a Monkey, we literally saw a Tory called Tarquin running around the island at the bottom of Goose Green!! Everybody was shocked and didn't really know what to do. People (and the monkey) were taking photos so maybe if you were there you can attach them to this thread?

If anybody saw it - or already knows about our little conservative resident - please please let me know!!!!

Many thanks,

TheCat